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Poll to decide if Bert.....

  • Thread starter Adam Rickenberg
  • Start date

Do you want Bert to tell the story of the black oil?

  • Yes - tell us about his cock-up!

    Votes: 12 66.7%
  • Naaaaahh, can't be bothered to listen to the drivel...

    Votes: 6 33.3%

  • Total voters
    18
  • Poll closed .
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Adam Rickenberg

Guest
Should 'fess up and tell the story of the black oil....

Or ask Jaws (or someone else) to 'fess up and tell the story :yo:
 

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
Said story is viewable within these very pages, all it takes is a few clicks of the mouse and use of the 'search' function.............

d'ya wanna clue as to where to find it??
 
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Adam Rickenberg

Guest
Samster said:
Said story is viewable within these very pages, all it takes is a few clicks of the mouse and use of the 'search' function.............

d'ya wanna clue as to where to find it??
I know the story Sam...

I'm kinda hoping Bert will come to the table and re-tell it for the benefit of the others who may not know the story! It is laughable.....

If not........

Ahhh feck it........ I'ver lost interest now........
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
LOL @ Samster

It took fooking long enough for someone to consider "search" facility

Slackers!!!
 

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
I'll give 'em a clue:

The title of the thread you need is: " Better/cheaper alternative to main dealer servicing~~~??"

There's a classic Bert retort in the thread as well, " How the hell was I to know it wasn't some new-fangled engine oil????"

Priceless...............
 

stan the man

you are not capable
bert..........

so when i P.M.'d you regarding the "oil change" incident,AND you categorically denied it..YOU were lying thro' your back teeth bl4hbl4h not only that.....you passed blame to poor old cycleclips :t just goes to show the sort of man you really are :tosser:












































wooooosh.........plop...................waiting for bite :rolleyes:
 

Duck n Dive

Rebel without a clue ...
Club Sponsor
He, he, he, He, he, he, He, he, he, He, he, he, He, he, he, He, he, he,

Folks keep coming into my office to see what I'm laughing at!!!!!!!



Hey, just thought - Bert I've got this new range of oil and filters I've come across. I can get hold of 'em about every 8,000 miles and they're called "the dark side". Oil & filter only ?5.00 and the filter comes ready filled with oil!!

h1d1ng2
 

stan the man

you are not capable
adam.........

can we have a 3rd option for "flogged over his fudge machine"........on second thoughts,nah...he'd probably enjoy it! LOL :} :}
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
ROFL!!

It WAS ages ago

Enjoy taking the piss - I can take it - just bring it on :)

Mind you it's ALL being stored for future abuse
 

blumeeni

Registered User
Duck n Dive said:
He, he, he, He, he, he, He, he, he, He, he, he, He, he, he, He, he, he,

Folks keep coming into my office to see what I'm laughing at!!!!!!!



Hey, just thought - Bert I've got this new range of oil and filters I've come across. I can get hold of 'em about every 8,000 miles and they're called "the dark side". Oil & filter only ?5.00 and the filter comes ready filled with oil!!

h1d1ng2

DD
That ain't a new range I've been giving Stan's bird the very same stuff every service.
He commented at the last oil change how nice the metalic sparkly bits looked.
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
blumeeni said:
DD
That ain't a new range I've been giving Stan's bird the very same stuff every service.
He commented at the last oil change how nice the metalic sparkly bits looked.
I'll bet you've been charging him for "new" oil though havnt you?? :bow:
 
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