True story....
Contractor in today..'plasterer', we was chatting about the trials and tribulations regarding this fookin virus.
Tells me he can't get any hand gel for love nor money. His company unable to provide.
He had this idea to buy some 'anal lube' as it has similar properties to hand gel?
How he came to that conclusion...dunno..and i don't want to know either.
He's straight and not a shirt lifter, so he tried very hard to sell his reasoning, probably due to my
'get to fook' expression on my fissog.
Anyhow, he orders it from Amazon, meanwhile his wife also orders summat from...you guessed it,
Amazon. You know where this is going.
Amazon decide to put all the purchases into one parcel which arrived today..
He gets a phone call off his Mrs..
'What the f@@k have you purchased this for...and have you got summat to tell me?'.
Never seen a bloke backtrack so much and stumble over his own tongue.
The name of the product...'GLIDE'.
I was feckin crying.
Cheered my shitty working week up no end.
Contractor in today..'plasterer', we was chatting about the trials and tribulations regarding this fookin virus.
Tells me he can't get any hand gel for love nor money. His company unable to provide.
He had this idea to buy some 'anal lube' as it has similar properties to hand gel?
How he came to that conclusion...dunno..and i don't want to know either.
He's straight and not a shirt lifter, so he tried very hard to sell his reasoning, probably due to my
'get to fook' expression on my fissog.
Anyhow, he orders it from Amazon, meanwhile his wife also orders summat from...you guessed it,
Amazon. You know where this is going.
Amazon decide to put all the purchases into one parcel which arrived today..
He gets a phone call off his Mrs..
'What the f@@k have you purchased this for...and have you got summat to tell me?'.
Never seen a bloke backtrack so much and stumble over his own tongue.
The name of the product...'GLIDE'.
I was feckin crying.
Cheered my shitty working week up no end.
