• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

one for the ladies on here.......

stan the man

you are not capable
not you bert....lol

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a
Fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he
Needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So one evening he went to a singles bar where he
Spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as
He walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my
Father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million
Dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that
Evening
And, three days later, she became his
Stepmother.

Women are so much smarter than men.
 
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