One for Po-Low

[Barrie]

The teacher asked the class to use the word ?fascinate? in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, ?My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, ?That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ?fascinate,? not 'fascinating'.?

Sally raised her hand. She said, ?My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.?

The teacher said, ?Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ?fascinate?.?

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word ?fascinate,? so she called on him.

Johnny said, ?My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!?

The teacher sat down and cried.

 

[jeffa]

Same teacher says who can give me a sentence with the word definitely in it,a little girl says, im definitely having Pizza for tea, teacher says your mum might do something different so thats not correct
A lad says im definitely going to watch the Simpsons tonight, teacher says the telly might be broken so you wont be able to, so thats wrong
again Johnny pipes up, Miss has a fart got lumps in it, teacher says dont be silly of course not
Johnny says ive DEFINITELY shit meself then

 

[Minkey]

Teacher says she wants the class to write something including defence, defeat and with detail.

Little Johnny

De dog jumped over defence, defeat before detail8rfl@