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OLYMPIC ATHLETES

gypsy

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On Mon for the returning olympic athletes there will be an open top bus tour through London finishing at Buck Palace .
The bus will stop for a couple of minutes at Trafalgar Square to let Paula Radcliffe get off. g0551p
 

Stevebrooke

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gypsy said:
YES !!!............

Good, at least it's comforting to know you wouldn't admit to making up such a crap joke. :rolleyes:

(Actually, I think it's quite funny and absolutely spot on) :yo:
 

gypsy

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Stevebrooke said:
Good, at least it's comforting to know you wouldn't admit to making up such a crap joke. :rolleyes:

(Actually, I think it's quite funny and absolutely spot on) :yo:

Is it not true then ? :dunno:
:xm
 

Jaws

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Oh Lord CB so do I mate..
Can't think of a site much worse than a thing that may be female with proto-balls and a stubble !
 

Codbasher

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You been watching the Hammer, Javelin and Discus female events then Jaws???



Now the female swimming, mmmmmmmmm that was nice as well. Though I must missed the synchronised somewhere along the line, ho hum always 2008 :lick:
 

derek kelly

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Did you know? that the mens british synchronized diving pair actually train 200 miles apart......Thats one big F*cking swimming pool.....I think they keep in contact by mobile phone,...Just jumping off the board, now doing a double pike, just coming out of a tuck, now I'm entering the water....hello? hello? oh shit lost the signal!!!
 
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derek kelly said:
Did you know? that the mens british synchronized diving pair actually train 200 miles apart......Thats one big F*cking swimming pool.....I think they keep in contact by mobile phone,...Just jumping off the board, now doing a double pike, just coming out of a tuck, now I'm entering the water....hello? hello? oh shit lost the signal!!!


Synchonized diving WTF :eek: whatever happened to the real sports .......you know the ones like belting each other around the head with a round spikey metal ball on a chain or racing towards each other on large equine animals with long pointy sticks next we wil be having syncronized steroid injection events :rolleyes:
 

derek kelly

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I like that one in calligula where they bury people in sand with just their head showing then a big wall thing with spinning blades at the bottom just sweeps round taking their heads off, or man versus lion thats always a good one
 

Jaws

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There is a film, set in the far future.
It is about a game and its players.
Basically ( and from memory ) you have to get a rams skull onto the opposing teams spike.
I believe the film was called Salute of the Jugger
 
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skippy

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Jaws said:
There is a film, set in the far future.
It is about a game and its players.
Basically ( and from memory ) you have to get a rams skull onto the opposing teams spike.
I believe the film was called Salute of the Jugger



Rutger Hauer in desperate to earn a crust days, filmed in outback OZ ...........
Godawful movie.
 

Jaws

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Skippy said:
Rutger Hauer in desperate to earn a crust days, filmed in outback OZ ...........
Godawful movie.
Be careful how you speak of my hero !
All his films ) apart from the REAL early stuff in german and the like ) are fookin brill !
91 films to date.
 
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skippy

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Jaws said:
Be careful how you speak of my hero !
All his films ) apart from the REAL early stuff in german and the like ) are fookin brill !
91 films to date.


Agree m8 a far better actor than some of the roles hes been given but he has managed to excell in a few like Bladerunner, Hitcher, Ladyhawk, Blind Fury and a few notable others but there has been a few stinkers that he hasnt been able to salvage over the years.

:beer:
 
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