Joke New ways of handling the stress of lockdown

[Cougar377]

More bollox to help the Snowflakes cope.... What would you shout..?

https://news.sky.com/story/frustrated-in-lockdown-send-your-scream-to-iceland-12028772

 

[johnboy]

I'm going with the "C" word.

 

[Lee337]

But I'm not too sure how to put that into words.

 

[ogr1]

Why the fuck would you upset the wildlife with a recording of your whining whimpering screams...
Just shoot the insecure pillocks and then
plant them in the wilderness and feed the
environment....Seeeeeeemples.

 

[Cougar377]

I'm going with "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious".

Might as well get yer money's worth.

 

[Squag1]

You're only allowed 12 letters.

 

[Cougar377]

You're only allowed 12 letters.

Bugger. I had "whale oil, beef hooked" as my No.2 choice.

Now I'll have to go with "far cough".

 

[Cougar377]

I'm going with the "C" word.

Can't.

 

[johnboy]

Can't.

Cream bun, perhaps you misunderstood?

 

[slim63]

I'm going with the "C" word.

Constantinople ?

 

[Cougar377]

"Crikey"...?

 

[ogr1]

Yodel-oh-ee-dee-ay-dee!
Is popular i believe.

 

[JayTee]

Yodel-oh-ee-dee-ay-dee!
Is popular i believe.

Especially on the vinegar stroke!