New Virus - Deadly

[Samster]

There is a dangerous virus being passed
electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called 'work'. If you receive 'work'
from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else
via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with 'work' put your
jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as 'beer'.

The quickest acting is called 'Stella' but this is
only available for those who can afford it, the NHS
equivalent is 'Carling'.

Take the antidote repeatedly until 'work' has been
completely eliminated from your system.

P.S. Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not
have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK
is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY.

 

[Fat Bert]

First symptoms~~~

are often described as "dressing down" - avoid casual clothing at all costs

 

[Biker Babe]

There is a dangerous virus being passed
electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called 'work'. If you receive 'work'
from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else
via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with 'work' put your
jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as 'beer'.

The quickest acting is called 'Stella' but this is
only available for those who can afford it, the NHS
equivalent is 'Carling'.

Take the antidote repeatedly until 'work' has been
completely eliminated from your system.

P.S. Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not
have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK
is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY.

Unfortunately I think Steve's been hit by this virus, but it happened years ago though.....

Maybe there's a new strain of it out? :dunno:

Is there any help left for him I wonder? :dunno: :h