New toy arrived today!!

[ianrobbo1]

No not a new bike or cage, but a new "keyboard" spotted by Tina in Costco this afternoon "whilst browsing for christmas" it's a genuine Microsoft cordless board and mouse,!! :bow: Coo these is good these is!! :bow: nice solid "feel" to the keys and mouse, loads of "gubbins" I haven't a clue how to use, and it doesn't "slide" on my shelf as I type,!! all this and it was only ?19.87 all in even came with Energiser battery's :bow: the difference between "making do" and doing the job properly,!!
so when I start posting bollocks you will understand it's not me but this "new" keyboard and mouse!! LOL :}

 

[stan the man]

so when I start posting bollocks you will understand it's not me but this "new" keyboard and mouse!! LOL :}

a bad tradesman always blames his tools!

 

[derek kelly]

a bad tradesman always blames his tools!

Ian ain't a tradesman at the moment he's a scrounger.

 

[Murt]

No not a new bloke or badge, but a new "keyboard" spotted by Tina in Cosmo this pufternoon "whilst blowing for christmas" it's a gremlin Microsoft Microsoft Microsoft cordless Ironing board and mouse trap,!! :bow: Coo Coo pigeon sounds these is doo daa doda good these is!! :bow: nice solid "feel and squeeze" to the door keys and mouse trap, loads of "gubbins" I haven't a clue, suggestion, idea, how to use, and it doesn't "slide, slither, move," on my shelf as I type,!! all this and more with Microsoft and it was only $19.87 all in snigger even came, to come, arrive, beckon with Energiser battery's :bow: the difference between "making love" and doing the cooking properly,!!
so when I continue posting bollocks you will understand it's not me, mine, to own, posess, but this "new" keyboard and mouse trap!! LOL :}

Sorry Ian, Can't understand a word your on about.
Is something wrong with your keyboard?



Murt

 

[Supabird1100]

Trace and me had one of those, Ian.....bloody things went through a set of batteries every two weeks !!! Tried using rechargeables....two or three days and they needed charging again. Went back to the old wired system !!!

Hope your's is better and the technology has improved. :bow:

 

[ianrobbo1]

thanks for that Steve!! :bow:



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:bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:

 

[Fat Bert]

Oi Slobbo

not doubt you'll be complaining soon that you're skint and can't afford the grocery bill?

LOL

 

[ianrobbo1]

not doubt you'll be complaining soon that you're skint and can't afford the grocery bill?

LOL

thats ok Bert I'll just "put a claim in"!!! :f or nip down the tax office and claim a "reward" for grassing a "tax fiddler"!!!

 

[Artemis]

Trace and me had one of those, Ian.....bloody things went through a set of batteries every two weeks !!! Tried using rechargeables....two or three days and they needed charging again. Went back to the old wired system !!!

Hope your's is better and the technology has improved. :bow:

To quote Ian here, I concur. Bloody things are a pain in the but.
If you want a really chav cordless keyboard, Ian, try here...
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/Search.jsp?Query=bluetooth

 

[Fat Bert]

Same applies~~~

thats ok Bert I'll just "put a claim in"!!! :f or nip down the tax office and claim a "reward" for grassing a "tax fiddler"!!!

Same applies To Benefit Fraud

Poorly foot - can't work - yet can walk for 6 hour round the NEC and post piccies on a public forum to boot! Top marks Slobbo

0800-Dial-a-Wanker....ring ring...ring ring..."Hello Ian Slobbo at your service"

 

[ianrobbo1]

A bite!! :bow: a HUGE bite!! :bow: :} :}

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

Trace and me had one of those, Ian.....bloody things went through a set of batteries every two weeks !!! Tried using rechargeables....two or three days and they needed charging again. Went back to the old wired system !!!

Hope your's is better and the technology has improved. :bow:

Same here :xm

 

[ianrobbo1]

same here!!! fuckin mouse has packed in but the keyboard is ok!! :dunno: it's all going back next time I'm in Leeds!!

 

[Fat Bert]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Like your riding Slobbo................

"FECKING USER ERROR"





























:wank: :wank: :wank:

 

[ianrobbo1]

friggin keyboards gone tits up now!! it's the batteries!!yeah!! I've put new one's in, but I'm not putting new in every other day!! :rant: guess whats going back soon!!

 

[R2B2]

Oh dear!...... I do try to warn you about buying cheap shite Ian

 

[Supabird1100]

So.....we can safely say that the technology hasn't improved then ???

 

[derek kelly]

friggin keyboards gone tits up now!! it's the batteries!!yeah!! I've put new one's in, but I'm not putting new in every other day!! :rant: guess whats going back soon!!

Are you sure it's not the Rec/Reg?

 

[Wolfie]

nope will be the loom

 

[Supabird1100]

nope will be the loom

Or....possibly the alternator if it's an injected one.