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Malone

Been there, and had one
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Do you have any more pics of the new hound Not quite so posed?
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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My daughter’s pup is now 12 weeks old & so far she has trained it to.
Sit
Stay
Roll over
Play dead
Spin round
Wave
High five
Put it’s toys in the doggy toy box
Close cupboard doors
Close front room door.
She’s a really intelligent pup & loves to learn
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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Can you teach a dog to crap in the same place all the time???
 

JayTee

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Can you teach a dog to crap in the same place all the time???
Yep! Both our labs would go on command in the spot I would indicate, normally in a place that was easier to pick up from.
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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Do you have any more pics of the new hound Not quite so posed?
Here you go, one from last weekend in the snow. Oh, and the cheeky bitch has commandeered my footstool!

Note to Beaker: the carpet is shite and very badly fitted. Decor leaves a lot to be desired, too. We are aware. Floors next on the list after central heating, which is in two weeks. Cosmetics like paint can wait.

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Squag1

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Yep! Both our labs would go on command in the spot I would indicate, normally in a place that was easier to pick up from.
I know someone with a large garden and before cutting the grass all the crap has to be cleaned up. It is all over the garden.
 

Malone

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I’m pleased to see you took your photos from her height, there’s nothing more demeaning than taking a picture on high looking down. She’s looking very settled on what is now ‘her’ footstool
 

Pow-Lo

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I’m pleased to see you took your photos from her height, there’s nothing more demeaning than taking a picture on high looking down. She’s looking very settled on what is now ‘her’ footstool
Funny you should say that. When I'm talking to her, I often go down to her level. And, yes, it would appear that the footstool is now hers! She has to curl up to fit on the bloody thing.

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And this is how I found her on Saturday morning after my breakfast.

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Mrs P was away in the Maldives so madam thought she could take advantage of my more benevolent nature.
 

andyBeaker

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Here you go, one from last weekend in the snow. Oh, and the cheeky bitch has commandeered my footstool!

Note to Beaker: the carpet is shite and very badly fitted. Decor leaves a lot to be desired, too. We are aware. Floors next on the list after central heating, which is in two weeks. Cosmetics like paint can wait.

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Drawer in table doesn’t fir properly.
 

Pow-Lo

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Drawer in table doesn’t fir properly.
It firs perfectly. It's a two way drawer and tends to stick out one end or t'other if excess pressure is exerted when opening or closing from one side.
 

andyBeaker

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It firs perfectly. It's a two way drawer and tends to stick out one end or t'other if excess pressure is exerted when opening or closing from one side.
So they both don’t fit properly.

shoddy.
 

Pow-Lo

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So you close one drawer and the other one opens and you say they fit?

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I did not say that, you tool. Once more for the cheap seats - it's a two way drawer; it can be opened from either side of the table. Do keep up!
 

andyBeaker

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I did not say that, you tool. Once more for the cheap seats - it's a two way drawer; it can be opened from either side of the table. Do keep up!
Sorry, my bad.

it is one drawer that doesn’t fit properly, not two.

Can‘t decide if that is even worse.

on balance, yes it is.
 

Cougar377

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I did not say that, you tool. Once more for the cheap seats - it's a two way drawer; it can be opened from either side of the table. Do keep up!
We've got a similar rustic wood coffee table. The "open either side" full width drawers are an absolute godsend when looking for stuff. So much easier than trying to empty a drawer to get at the one thing you want that's right at the back.

First time I closed one of the drawers I forgot it went out the other side and dinked one of the cats in the side of the head.
 
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