name a famous cafe

[bmwdumptruck]

taken from elsewhere

"Just my personal take on H's Cafe.

It is part of Kent's Honda main dealers.

Went there on a Sunday morning last month on my Pan and met a friend ready for a ride out.

My heated grips went postal and welded themselves to the handlebars on the throttle side, rendering the bike unrideable.

I had breakdown recovery insurance, but wanted the bike recovered on Monday morning to the workshop in Folkestone that fitted them.

I asked the dealers if they would do me a favour and store the bike overnight in their enormous workshops, so I could get it recovered first thing in the morning, and get it recovered once, instead of being taken home then having to trailer it a seconnd time.

'No' was the answer.

I swore then that I would never spend another penny on their premises, either the cafe or in the dealership."

So whoever he was, he got what he deserved. He didn't go to them for them in the first place, and wasn't going to them to get them sorted. Why should they do anything? A cup of tea hardly buys any kind of loyalty.:wank:

 

[bmwdumptruck]

Roys-Rolls
Coronation street
Weatherfield
served by Hayley !!!!!!!!!

w08th

preferably topless...h1d1ng2

 

[ceoils]

taken from elsewhere

"Just my personal take on H's Cafe.

It is part of Kent's Honda main dealers.

Went there on a Sunday morning last month on my Pan and met a friend ready for a ride out.

My heated grips went postal and welded themselves to the handlebars on the throttle side, rendering the bike unrideable.

I had breakdown recovery insurance, but wanted the bike recovered on Monday morning to the workshop in Folkestone that fitted them.

I asked the dealers if they would do me a favour and store the bike overnight in their enormous workshops, so I could get it recovered first thing in the morning, and get it recovered once, instead of being taken home then having to trailer it a seconnd time.

'No' was the answer.

I swore then that I would never spend another penny on their premises, either the cafe or in the dealership."

wow that is a surprise as I have had nothing but good from this place.
I have ordered parts by phone, I have been given credit notes on occasions when stuff failed (not their fault), the cafe opened early for me one sunday as was reffing nearby (7 man crew) and we had brekky there b4 the game. the list goes on..
plus an item failed that they could not fix so gave me an address where to go and they paid for the repair.

 

[Tinytim]

nah about 3 days riding so far, then again nearly 60 cafes 30mins in each = another 3 days say. famous in there own areas, some of course people for Hundreds of miles away have heard of, some are plain basic burger bars but the food and gatherings make them a place to be if you are in the area.

how can going to a cafe make me a short ugly fucker with the personality of a dead sheep stuck in a dyke??

30 fekkin minutes?

Nah, more like 30 minutes to take a shite, what with all the untackling ( jacket off and hang up on a two millimetre nail sticking out the door, top shirt off to get ya braces off; boots unzipped so's I can push me leathers right down allowing me to shit from a seated position rather than semi stood up and leaning against the back wall so I don't shit slightly into me leathers DAMHIK) and tackling back up ( reverse of above) and then wash ya hands, oooh no I'll gi' me face a wash too, just to freshen up..another 5 minutes on the fekkin hand drier doin ya hands....10 more for sitting on the floor with ya head under the fekkin hand drier trying to dry ya face..and ya hair cos ya thought you may as well freshen up proper at the same time..then back out and a second mug of tea..no thanks I'll just have a cake this time That first bacon and egg sarnie, just before I went for a shite was enough ta. Then mebbe a coffee to finish off ..all the while talking bollix to peeps you've never met before; ooh ooh, not forgetting the coupla fags and, before oops, just gonna have another piss, coffees gone right through me. Couple of phone calls and maybe cphoine pics to ya mates..ooh look where I am, more pics of other peeps bikes ah yea time to go Fekk what time is it? I've been here a fookin nourannanalf and I've only another 59 fekkin caffs to go to and I ampt started fitting me helmet, Gerbin gloves, where's the fekkin hook up lead for me gloves bollox, where'd I put my camera, shit where's me fookin moby?. All kitted up? Let's go.

Keys :bang: where'd I put me fookin bike keys.? Bastid :bang: Gloves off and start again. Glasses. Need me glasses to find me keys. ladyparts. Need to take my helmet off to put my glasses on. Bollox, while I'm doing this I'm getting a fekkin sweat on so need to unzip my jacket, ha, mebbe take it off for a couple of minutes to cool down, Hey I'll just have a smoke whilke I'm cooling off ..yea please..three fekkin sugars please, well it'd be rude not to wouldn't it.


3 days for 60 cafes? Ya want my fekkin peg, more like 3 days in one caff.

:yo:
Anyrode. Havethey gotta be caffs? Can they be coffee stops?

 

[jontheone]

2 cafe's at glasson dock, lancaster. one outside for warmer weather, one inside over the dock for wilder weather.
nice ride over trough of bowland forest and back through the lake ditrict

 

[Tinytim]

Stanage Edge. No hot food or owt like that.
Fab coffee though.

Great surroundings

 

[Wolfie]

Stanage Edge. No hot food or owt like that.
Fab coffee though.

Great surroundings

oo flash back! been there, walked , climbed and abseiled it

 

[4_4_2]

30 fekkin minutes?

Nah, more like 30 minutes to take a shite, what with all the untackling ( jacket off and hang up on a two millimetre nail sticking out the door, top shirt off to get ya braces off; boots unzipped so's I can push me leathers right down allowing me to shit from a seated position rather than semi stood up and leaning against the back wall so I don't shit slightly into me leathers DAMHIK) and tackling back up ( reverse of above) and then wash ya hands, oooh no I'll gi' me face a wash too, just to freshen up..another 5 minutes on the fekkin hand drier doin ya hands....10 more for sitting on the floor with ya head under the fekkin hand drier trying to dry ya face..and ya hair cos ya thought you may as well freshen up proper at the same time..then back out and a second mug of tea..no thanks I'll just have a cake this time That first bacon and egg sarnie, just before I went for a shite was enough ta. Then mebbe a coffee to finish off ..all the while talking bollix to peeps you've never met before; ooh ooh, not forgetting the coupla fags and, before oops, just gonna have another piss, coffees gone right through me. Couple of phone calls and maybe cphoine pics to ya mates..ooh look where I am, more pics of other peeps bikes ah yea time to go Fekk what time is it? I've been here a fookin nourannanalf and I've only another 59 fekkin caffs to go to and I ampt started fitting me helmet, Gerbin gloves, where's the fekkin hook up lead for me gloves bollox, where'd I put my camera, shit where's me fookin moby?. All kitted up? Let's go.

Keys where'd I put me fookin bike keys.? Bastid Gloves off and start again. Glasses. Need me glasses to find me keys. ladyparts. Need to take my helmet off to put my glasses on. Bollox, while I'm doing this I'm getting a fekkin sweat on so need to unzip my jacket, ha, mebbe take it off for a couple of minutes to cool down, Hey I'll just have a smoke whilke I'm cooling off ..yea please..three fekkin sugars please, well it'd be rude not to wouldn't it.


3 days for 60 cafes? Ya want my fekkin peg, more like 3 days in one caff.

nuff said! still got tears running down my legs!! Great post!!:-0):-0):-0)