You are 25 minutes from home, busting for a piss, every traffic light is red, you get a nice stretch of clear road until some moron pulls out in front of you & drives in the middle of the road at 20mph.
My mum always told me thatShould have gone before you left
I was stood in the pouring rain watching Joe play Football, there were no toilets.Should have gone before you left
They used to do it down a rolled up newspaper into the pocket of the guy in front in the terraces years ago.I was stood in the pouring rain watching Joe play Football, there were no toilets.
That’s why I stopped standing at the front of the terracesThey used to do it down a rolled up newspaper into the pocket of the guy in front in the terraces years ago.
I want to buy that driver a drink.You are 25 minutes from home, busting for a piss, every traffic light is red, you get a nice stretch of clear road until some moron pulls out in front of you & drives in the middle of the road at 20mph.
Are you condoning drinking and driving?I want to buy that driver a drink.
Yessssshhhhhhh.Are you condoning drinking and driving?
Well Derek obvious was doing that, hence the bulging bladder.....Are you condoning drinking and driving?
No pissed up any more, only have occasional alcoholic drink with meals nowPissed up, pissed off and pissy pants. What’s not to like about growing old .
ie breakfast, elevenses, brunch, lunch, afternoon tea, tea, dinner, supper……….No pissed up any more, only have occasional alcoholic drink with meals now
Great stuff. I haven’t had an alcoholic drink since December 8 (the first day I felt dreadful with covid) and haven’t missed it at all. Will be interesting to see if I fancy one during a forthcoming stay at a Warners location with friends.No pissed up any more, only have occasional alcoholic drink with meals now