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Morning Fellow Fisherman

Fat Bert

Registered User
Tackle all loaded up .... beers in the fridge.... groundbait at the ready.....?

We're all off for a day's Big Game 5 Chins Fishing in Manchester

Todays chosen baits include ;-

Manchester Council House Tenants
Ohlins suspension setup
Ethnic minorities under 18 years
Patriotism

Hooks at the ready

Prize at the end of the day for the biggest catch
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
Bert, you know your bitter, twisted and gay and so does everyone else........fishing should be second nature to you with having a MAGGOT in your hand most of the day.
 
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B1rdie

Registered User
Fly Fishing

Fat Blurt

You missed out Fly fishing for you, Oh GAY one.

Rhino bait I think, sinks without a trace and no good for FAT TROUT. :yo:
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
Mac

The sack is fine now thanks, bait works just fine.

As for you though,, saw your sensible reply in RIDE mag re the BIRD..... :m

Bert, you must be bored off your tits to be baiting me,, you know i'll bite. Its like putting you in a K.Y. jelly factory and seeing if you'll spank your monkey. :eek:
 
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B1rdie

Registered User
RHINO said:
The sack is fine now thanks, bait works just fine.

As for you though,, saw your sensible reply in RIDE mag re the BIRD..... :m

Bert, you must be bored off your tits to be baiting me,, you know i'll bite. Its like putting you in a K.Y. jelly factory and seeing if you'll spank your monkey. :eek:

ROFLMFAO No doubt there then :yo:
 
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