ianrobbo1
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On a Friday, Little Johnny was in class, bored to the back teeth. The teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them thinking.
?Okay class, I'm going to repeat a famous quote and the first person to tell me who said that quote can have Monday off.? said the teacher.
"Who is credited with writing the phrase, 'To be or not to be, that is the question??? asked the teacher.
Little Pham Lam Nguyen at the front of the class called out, "Shakespeare". "Well done!" Replied the teacher, "You may have Monday off.?
"No thank you, Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can. I will be here on Monday studying hard." said Little Pham Lam Nguyen. "Well, okay," said the teacher.
The next quote is, ?I had a dream!? Little Bam Sum Kat, also at the front, yelled out, ?I bereive it was Martin Ruther King!?
?Well done!? said the teacher. "You may also have Monday off." ?No thanking
you, miss. I am of Chinese oligin and we also do not take time offa school. Education is evelything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying too.? said little Bam Sum Kat.
"Okay," said the teacher.
Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom yelling, ?Fucking Asians!?
?Who said that?" shouted the teacher, in an angry tone.
?Donald Trump!? yelled Little Johnny. ?See ya Tuesday!?
?Okay class, I'm going to repeat a famous quote and the first person to tell me who said that quote can have Monday off.? said the teacher.
"Who is credited with writing the phrase, 'To be or not to be, that is the question??? asked the teacher.
Little Pham Lam Nguyen at the front of the class called out, "Shakespeare". "Well done!" Replied the teacher, "You may have Monday off.?
"No thank you, Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can. I will be here on Monday studying hard." said Little Pham Lam Nguyen. "Well, okay," said the teacher.
The next quote is, ?I had a dream!? Little Bam Sum Kat, also at the front, yelled out, ?I bereive it was Martin Ruther King!?
?Well done!? said the teacher. "You may also have Monday off." ?No thanking
you, miss. I am of Chinese oligin and we also do not take time offa school. Education is evelything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying too.? said little Bam Sum Kat.
"Okay," said the teacher.
Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom yelling, ?Fucking Asians!?
?Who said that?" shouted the teacher, in an angry tone.
?Donald Trump!? yelled Little Johnny. ?See ya Tuesday!?
