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mikew

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ah Pierre .......

frenchuk said:
sometimes there's nothing like a good wank

I'll take yer word for that, but you're not close!
 
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R2B2

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20% of men admit to spanking the monkey....





























... the other 80% are lyin'!! :eek:
 
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mikew

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so which bracket do you fall into then!!!







and this thread has got nowt to do with smut. :beer:
 
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R2B2

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I think I'll take the fifth on that...!!
 
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D.S.

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mikew said:
I'm getting close now ...... :rolleyes:

to deciding which bike to get next or close to actualy purchasing it :dunno:
 
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mikew

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neither actually, but .......

.... I took your advice and had a test on the Fazer 1000.

Very impressed, just got to get mein deutschbonkinfrau to test it now.

Definite contender to replace the Strom.

mike
 
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canary

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Snip

Having final snip and becoming a Nadia so you can go
to the next big brother? :eek:
 

Inspector

Registered User
50th Birthday ?

Leaving England ?

If she see's this "mein deutschbonkinfrau " - castration :t
 
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frenchuk

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Lumpy you big softie, I love you too :k

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mikew

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all wrong ...

Rhino ........ don't care what Barrymore did, just cos share the same name!

Canary........Big brother ....Nadia.....???? :dunno:

Gypsy ....... justy got back from Italy ........ want to go again!

Lumpy ...... I'm not in Germany until the 12th August, so not a lot of help I'm afraid

Inspector ....Leaving England .... I wish ! Castration? oooh, sounds painful! :eek:


and I've only just turned 40 something, so bollocks to the 50TH!!!



none of the above then .... :p
 
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