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In the News Millenials in real trouble

Jaws

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Been announced that Maccy D is to close tonight..

What with the lack of pasta on the shelves, there are likely to be more deaths from starvation than anything else !
 

Pow-Lo

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Whilst it's worrying to see yet another establishment close its doors, especially a big hitter like Maccy D, I would no more accept that shite in my mouth than I would another man's bell end.

Those that will really suffer are the kids of the pikey single mothers* whose kids live off this crap. Although its empty calories and utter garbage, at least the kids are getting something hot and 'fresh' in the stomach.

If they haven't already, I expect KFC, Pizza Hut, Domino's, etc. to follow suit within the next couple of days. Then the pikelets will be in seriously deep shit because I can't imagine their muff cabbage mothers being capable of even toasting a slice of bread.


*I'm referring here to the tip rats and bin rippers that spread their legs for fun because more kids equals more benefits, a bigger council house and not having to do an honest day's work. I do not mean those that are single parents because of unfortunate, but genuine, circumstances.
 

Pow-Lo

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Subway have just announced they’re closing from tonight
 

ogr1

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The kids will suffer only because this younger parental generation cannot cook.
Knowing the difference between a...
Mcfuckit burger and real home made food, will sort out the gene pool too.
Assuming there is any food available?
 

DEG5Y

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The grandson works at Domino's whose trade is mostly delivery, They have been extra busy to the point were
they have ran out of dough by the end of some evenings!
You would think this sort of food establishment would help when people have to isolate for more than two weeks
especially as there is no cash changing hands.
 

ogr1

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I totally blame the supermarkets.
They have always wanted full control
of the market with global domination
and pushed the little man out...
We have a huge world food crisis and they cannot cope all because of their financial greed...We are ALL going to
suffer.
 

Cougar377

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I totally blame the supermarkets.
They have always wanted full control
of the market with global domination
and pushed the little man out...
We have a huge world food crisis and they cannot cope all because of their financial greed...We are ALL going to
suffer.
Not me. I intend turning to cannibalism.

Where do you live BTW...? :hambre:
 

Jaws

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Gonna have to guard the back garden........... It is full of lush green grass and some of the vegan types might be tempted to mount a raid
 

ogr1

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Gonna have to guard the back garden........... It is full of lush green grass and some of the vegan types might be tempted to mount a raid

Rabbits can be ruthless at this time of year.
 

Jaws

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Rabbits can be ruthless at this time of year.
Well you call em what you like, rabbits, sheep, but bottom line is they are all teenagers who have been listening to that sour faced Swedish gnome
 

Malone

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She has gone quiet though, so it’s a bit of a result.

oh, and on another tack, a slight bit of good news for the ladies - Harvey Weinstein has caught CV in prison - oh dear, what a shame
 

ogr1

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She has gone quiet though, so it’s a bit of a result.

oh, and on another tack, a slight bit of good news for the ladies - Harvey Weinstein has caught CV in prison - oh dear, what a shame

That will be ploy for home release.
 

Minkey

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McDonald's has closed all its restaurants, will cause starvation amongst young children
 

Squag1

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The kids will suffer only because this younger parental generation cannot cook.
Knowing the difference between a...
Mcfuckit burger and real home made food, will sort out the gene pool too.
Assuming there is any food available?
Programme long while ago BBC maybe, featured families of a certain income group. My recollection is they didn't know what veg are!!!!
 
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