mens summer footwear

[Artemis]

the badness is in you derek:}

Hey, Marcella, you missed out the 'L' in baldness

 

[derek kelly]

Hey, Marcella, you missed out the 'L' in baldness

But only on my head Artemis
































MY ears and nose are full of the stuff :}

 

[Artemis]

Well, until I scrolled down, I was contemplating a reply involving razors and delicate areas, but I can now see that clippers are called for :yo:

 

[derek kelly]

Well, until I scrolled down, I was contemplating a reply involving razors and delicate areas, but I can now see that clippers are called for :yo:

Already got some :}

 

[Wolfie]

Unlike you Woolfie i have the strength of caracter not to be a slave to fashion

thought bert would of replied first nevermind. :beer: :beer:

 

[marcella]

Hey, Marcella, you missed out the 'L' in baldness

lmao that was done intentionally artemis,,,i share the same need for a close head shave as derek. i will testify to his statement tho it is true as i have now productive hair follicles all over, seems my dome is the only place missing out:bang:

 

[Artemis]

lmao that was done intentionally artemis,,,i share the same need for a close head shave as derek. i will testify to his statement tho it is true as i have now productive hair follicles all over, seems my dome is the only place missing out:bang:

Well, they don't put marble tops on cheap tables do they?

Or, is it a solar panel for a sex machine?

Maybe it's just the result of high testosterone levels, try some oestrogen and progesterone.

 

[marcella]

Well, they don't put marble tops on cheap tables do they?

Or, is it a solar panel for a sex machine?

Maybe it's just the result of high testosterone levels, try some oestrogen and progesterone.

all of the above artemis, howz about you tellin the lads what you'd prefer to see em wearin in the summer then (coz your a chic) im only tryin to help em in the lookin smooth stakes, if im right and the socks should be banned i will wax my chest for decency's stake,,,,pics will be supplied ouchc7u8

 

[Artemis]

Def ban the sox!!!!!! Why do guys keep em on in all situations, and I mean all, check out a few blue movies.

Desert wellies barefoot are OK, but a little tip here, use sun block on the feet, they're just not used to the light.

And Bert, don't bother with the pointed toe slingbacks, strappy sandles are much more comfy and no slingback strap to keep slipping under your heel.

Got some nice pink ones, if you're interested (oh, they are slingbacks, though)

 

[Chunky Monkey]

The legs belong to Richard ( Richard and Linzi)......the ones on the right are Hornblowers !!

do i win a prize :dunno:

 

[marcella]

Def ban the sox!!!!!! Why do guys keep em on in all situations, and I mean all, check out a few blue movies.

Desert wellies barefoot are OK, but a little tip here, use sun block on the feet, they're just not used to the light.

And Bert, don't bother with the pointed toe slingbacks, strappy sandles are much more comfy and no slingback strap to keep slipping under your heel.

Got some nice pink ones, if you're interested (oh, they are slingbacks, though)

yeehaa! sometimes you gotta suffer for the girls best interests, and blistered toes are minor injuries! :bow: cheers artemis,,, lets forget about the chest waxing i only started this thread for your benefit, well your kind

 

[Artemis]

lets forget about the chest waxing i only started this thread for your benefit, well your kind

No worries, Marcella, whilst I don't much like chest hair, I don't wax it off.


























I use tweezers!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[marcella]

No worries, Marcella, whilst I don't much like chest hair, I don't wax it off.



I use tweezers!!!!!!!!!!!1

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! either hunter is a real hardass or you've got im tied down,,, or who's chest are we takin about :}

 

[Artemis]

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! either hunter is a real hardass or you've got im tied down,,, or who's chest are we takin about :}

No, Hunter doesn't have a very hairy chest, so he's safe. However, there was a certain teenager who came into my pub one night bragging about how he'd got a chest hair (only one, mind) so I just had to do it..............

 

[marcella]

No, Hunter doesn't have a very hairy chest, so he's safe. However, there was a certain teenager who came into my pub one night bragging about how he'd got a chest hair (only one, mind) so I just had to do it..............

my first visit to your establshment will see me either quite as a mouse or bald all over, hehe

 

[Artemis]

Don't worry, we don't have the pub any more. But I am the landlady of the bike club we belong to, so there's always hope

 

[marcella]

Don't worry, we don't have the pub any more. But I am the landlady of the bike club we belong to, so there's always hope

how close are you both to the BORDER cos as you say you never know:yo:

 

[Artemis]

how close are you both to the BORDER cos as you say you never know:yo:

Miles and miles. You're pretty safe :neenaw:

 

[marcella]

Miles and miles. You're pretty safe :neenaw:

dont count your chickens artemis i'll see what christine says and the first available meet might see us at your keep
bye bye off to bed

 

[D.S.]

summer footwear

er................................................what summer? :dunno: