• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

Melzibub

M

Melzibub

Guest
Artemis said:
Awwwwww, look at his widdle face.......

Love you too Eds

QED Coggy, if Melz is young enough for me to be her mother, it naturally follows that I am old enough to be her mother. But let's not dwell in the fact.
Click to expand...

Now now now I've already got 1 mother, that's plenty.....trust me!!
 
Smix

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
Mocking the afflicted . .

My Mum always said it was a bad thing to do . . . . . . . . .





but flppin eck some of them don't half make it easy - and VERY VERY funny!!!!!!!






Melz was just sat on the sofa and reached for something on the floor (I would have passed it to her if I'd realised what she was doing!) - she then slid off the sofa onto the floor - with broken ribs and a broken collar bone, you can imagine the expressions of pain, horror and the 'oh how Fecking stupid' look that crossed her face before she came to rest on the floor



Luckily, she sat giggling - and wincing a lot from pain. Apparently it didn't hurt as much as expected - evidently the sofa isn't the two storey building she thought it was - its just 6 inches off the floor!!





Sadly - I couldn't be a good friend. I cried with laughter!!!!!!!!! I'm still crying with laughter!


We've decided to invest in some grippy material to prevent further slips!! A version of Superman's over pants - but non slip!!
__________________
 
M

Melzibub

Guest
We were both laughing and crying too much to contemplate such things!

I can't believe I managed to crash the sofa!!!! te he he!
 
Barrie

Barrie

Registered User
Smix said:
My Mum always said it was a bad thing to do . . . . . . . . .





but flppin eck some of them don't half make it easy - and VERY VERY funny!!!!!!!






Melz was just sat on the sofa and reached for something on the floor (I would have passed it to her if I'd realised what she was doing!) - she then slid off the sofa onto the floor - with broken ribs and a broken collar bone, you can imagine the expressions of pain, horror and the 'oh how Fecking stupid' look that crossed her face before she came to rest on the floor



Luckily, she sat giggling - and wincing a lot from pain. Apparently it didn't hurt as much as expected - evidently the sofa isn't the two storey building she thought it was - its just 6 inches off the floor!!





Sadly - I couldn't be a good friend. I cried with laughter!!!!!!!!! I'm still crying with laughter!


We've decided to invest in some grippy material to prevent further slips!! A version of Superman's over pants - but non slip!!
__________________
Click to expand...

Velcro her to the sofa?
 
AV8TOR

AV8TOR

Sponsor
Melz remember if you miss all the early Bash's you will always be fit to come up north to the McBASH, sorry to hear of your off so get well real soon:k
 
M

Melzibub

Guest
AV8TOR said:
Melz remember if you miss all the early Bash's you will always be fit to come up north to the McBASH, sorry to hear of your off so get well real soon:k
Click to expand...


Thank you hunni, time will tell! Latest time scale to be properly fixed was 6 months! eek!
 
C

chuffmeister

Guest
was this " THE " sofa g0551ph1d1ng2man8um
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top