Marcella, new song???

[Wolfie]

borrowed the words for you mate.



If your looking for trouble,
Your in the right place,
Don't look at me like that, or i'll headbutt your face
i'm a mean motherfucker,
i was born that way,
and just because i wear a skirt don't think i'm fuckin' gay.

Cause i'm an evil scotsman,
and Jimmy is my name,
i'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen,
and causing pain is my game.

Now if your a woman,
married or not,
al take all your kit off and i'll dive in your mot,
i'll take your legs and spread them wide,
and then i'll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside,

i'm an evil scotsman,
and My name is Jock
and the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10" cock,

Yes i'm an evil Scotsman
and my name is Jock

i've got one hand in my pocket
and i'm playing with my 10" cock

i don't care where you come from,
if your big or your small,
i've fought the best,
and i beat them all.
If your english or irish,
you wont have to die,
but if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye.

i'm an evil scotsman,
and Jock is my name,
if you don't like the rules don't play the fuckin' game,
yes, i'm an evil Scotsman
my name is Jock!
and the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10" cock.

OH Yeah,
Fucker,
Wankers,
Knob Heads.
Thankyou.

 

[marcella]

im fucking cryin with laughin,,,, best you ever did wolfie, im gonna have to put music to that, xtine in tears too:bow: :bow:

 

[derek kelly]

Been reading the Hymn books again Wolfie?

 

[Wolfie]

im gonna have to put music to that, xtine in tears too

ask billy connolly for the music mate, he wrote the song as well. :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

 

[marcella]

ahh well mate! choice application, its knowing when to crack the joke that makes it funny:bow: what a feckin hoot, im still sore from laughin:yo:

 

[marcella]

ps
i bought some good single malt in case of visitors! but its half done already:yo:

 

[Wolfie]

poor vistors,




tell me more about the gagger next door.

 

[marcella]

poor vistors,




tell me more about the gagger next door.

hoho! shes over 80 and it dont matter who comes down my feckin drive !! she reckons its me:dunno: xtine could be gettin screwed by the allblacks as long as they answer to shaun i'd never know:yo:

 

[marcella]

just got the file from wolfie (evil scotsman) i had told xtine that when i croak "should'nt be that long!" i want george thorogood's bad to the bone played at my send off,,, but i'v changed my mind


yoho IM A DIRTY BASTID SCOTS/IRISH ladyparts, and read the rest for yerselves:yo: im off tae bed im pissed

cheers