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MAN DOWN

RHINO

Answering to nobody
Our very own FAT BERT today while getting his bike off a gravel carpark on the A54..
We had just come from the pub (myself, BERT and Cyclops) when the
daft bugger lost his grip on the gravel and over it went. :xm

No injuries but minor damage to his BB mainly o/s fairing lower and dented pride.
Good ride out otherwise, Shaun (R1) and his mate Scott just left us before the incident..
 
R

R2B2

Guest
Bugger - bad luck Bertie. Hope you can clean her up ok matey. Glad you're not hurt.
 
A

Allan1

Guest
Toooo Much

of that falling down water last night mate. Should have waited until it had all gone from you system before letting it affect your bike.

Joking apart, hope its not too bad mate, these bikes are a bugger to hold once they start to go though, bleedin heavy aint they :eek:

Buzz.
 
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Tipi

Guest
Mmmm..sounds FB bikes in better nick than mine

I only wish my Blackbird had minor damage :violin:
I had a big off a week last Sunday and ended up been air-lifted to hospital and spent two days in hospital,fortunatly after xrays and ultrasound scans all was ok,i just ache like made from top to toe and bruises etc.Even though my mates said i was lucky to be here i am still p***d off about my bike,basically the only place it is going is the scrap pile,it is well and truly totalled :rolleyes:
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
Buzz said:
these bikes are a bugger to hold once they start to go though, bleedin heavy aint they :eek:

Almost dropped mine last year at Dartford Tunnel. Pulled in just before the toll booth's...turned around in the seat to see where Tracey was (she was following on her ZZR).......foot slipped on the loose gravel in the kerb..... bike started to go. Slung meself under it to prevent any damage and heaved it back up !!!!!!!!

Hope it ain't too bad Bert and it'll polish out !!!!! :B
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
It now appears~~~

that there are two things I need in life quiet urgently

One is a black or silver lower fairing

The second is access to my mobile phone numbers list



































This is so that I can phone my mates in Stratford, South London and arrange for a few of the "lads" to visit Roofer at home!!

"Man Down" and he gives me the thumbs up?

Cheers Roofer - Your a star - URANUS

Nothing too dented [much LOL] except for pride!!

1200 Pete - where are you when I need you?
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
Bert

i quite enjoyed the venture out today, would'nt have gone if ya had'nt pushed me though..thanks.

:bow: to Cyclops, first time i've really had a conversation with you and your one brave dood........................a lot of respect for you. :yo:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Rhino~~~

and he loves you too!!!


As for my "off" - I still reckon I slipped on just ONE of your 5 chins!!

Great to see you today mate and thanks for Emma's offer of the Bash Auction Item!! STW
 

stan the man

you are not capable
reefer said:
8l1nd 8l1nd :bow: :bow:

that's not very nice reefer :t even if you are joking :neenaw: which i'm sure you are.

bert,sorry to hear of your slip.got some stabilisers should you need them :dunno: but then i might need them back sometime in the future(hope not mind)hope you get her sorted a.s.a.p.
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
WHY, provoke trouble,????

I`ve been looking back at some of the posts by reefer, and IMHO there must be "something" wrong with him/you m8, do you actually go out of your way to post such silly and/or provocative posts,??
regardless of your obviously personal issues with Bert, maybe a quick re-read of some your posts, prior to actually sending them may be an idea, :dunno:
I`m fully aware we/I, all, at some time post total rubbish, the vast majority simple crap, however the majority of "reefer" posts just seem provocative or just plain stupid, take his visual comments on Bert's mishap today, :dunno: I just hope that nothing "untoward" ever happens to reefer, what would some of the comments be like then I wonder, :eek:
an example of "dodgy" posts would include those made on ixxra`s site and ours at the same time, WHY!!!! don't you realize that some people just don't want/understand some of your "humor"!!!! :rolleyes:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst~~~~~!!

Anyone got any Gaffer Tape?

Preferably Silver coloured??
 
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