Made me chuckle

[Inspector]

Dai the Welshman, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there for a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.*

One particular evening the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to Dai.

Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.*

But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until Dai took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.*

A few weeks passed, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful, busty young woman, the most beautiful Dai had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.*

When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to the evening ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, Dai started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear..........

*






"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

 

[Jaws]

Bloke gets stranded on a desert Island..

The weeks and moths go by and one day a yacht appears.. The yacht gets closer and eventually drops anchor..
As the guy watches someone slips over the side of the boat and swims to the shore..
As the person stands up out of the water the desert island strandee realises it is a beautiful woman in a wet suit..
She walks up the beach to him and tugs gently on the zip of her wet suit..

Have you had a drink since you have been here ? she asks..

And reaching into the wet suit she pulls out a thin flask of scotch..
He drinks it down and thanks her..
Once again she tugs the zipper a little further..

Fancy a cigar to go with that drink ?

The guy takes the cigar and she lights it for him..
As he watches she pulls the zip down to her waist revealing full and round, errrr, womanly attributes ..
She looks at him coyly and says..
Ok, you have had a drink and a smoke,, how would you fancy spending the rest of the afternoon playing around with me ?

The guy cannot believe his luck, and blurts out.....................
























Wow !!!!
you dont mean to say you have a set of golf clubs in there too !!