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Lord Derby next week????

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El Diablo

Guest
Indecent...

August Derby already ferkin hell,

'twould be indecent not to attend

especially as Gatso's on a promise wiv Joe :p


( First fitting of the stopwatch ) :h
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
I shall lift a pint and think of you Lads, while basking in the Turkish sunshine in 105 degrees of heat. :} :}

Have a good 'un and I hope the weather stays fine and the plod forget it's Derby night !!!! :} :beer:
 
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R2B2

Guest
Yer... but I'll probably bring torrential rain with me! Always feckin' have so far.

Say a little prayer for me Orms!
 
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frenchuk

Guest
And I shall be there this time except if there is a tornado, I am dead or some cute bird offers to give a me a good reach around :beer:
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
Do I have to bring the boots and the leather mini this time :dunno:
 
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R2B2

Guest
:lol:

What happens if the offer came from a rough old woofer.... would you be tempted!

Be honest now.... :}
 

Cruser

Registered User
Rob,

Bloody hell mate, I read your post and thought it was some kind of a 'go' at Artemis and her rubber fetish :eek: Then I noticed that you both posted at the same time and your post was directed at Frenchie :rolleyes: Phew!

See you there :beer:
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
Cruser said:
Bloody hell mate, I read your post and thought it was some kind of a 'go' at Artemis and her rubber fetish :eek: Then I noticed that you both posted at the same time and your post was directed at Frenchie :rolleyes: Phew!

See you there :beer:
It's not a rubber fetish, it's a leather one :neenaw:
 
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R2B2

Guest
Holy Shit!

Only just spotted it myself now!

Artemis - Leather eh..? That's handy, being a biker an' that... :p
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
Artemis said:
Do I have to bring the boots and the leather mini this time :dunno:

:xm I'm gonna be in Turkey on me hol's !!!!!!

Can someone get some piccy's of the lovely Artemis wearing the leather mini and the kinky boots please ????? :dunno: :} :}
 
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frenchuk

Guest
Rob P XX said:
:lol:

What happens if the offer came from a rough old woofer.... would you be tempted!

Be honest now.... :}

errr Rob... would that be reefer or wolfie? Or a disguised message to artemis pretending to post to me as a... disguise type of thing? Artemis, the answer is, yes YES YES

BTW Rob, any sausage opportunity this time? And that's the barbecue eating type I'm talking about before closet Joe and his lovers pop in... and they do pop in from what I heard...
 
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D.S.

Guest
if it's raining, I'll be there in the cage

if it's not, I'll be elsewhere on the bike :}
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
LIKE HERE

DIRTY SANCHEZ said:
if it's not, I'll be elsewhere on the bike :}

Is this where you'll be BIG HAIR.......with SETE GIBERNAU
 
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D.S.

Guest
RHINO said:
Is this where you'll be BIG HAIR.......with SETE GIBERNAU

talking of hair, I notice Rossi is also donning a "oh soooooo last year" cut these days :f :f :} Perhaps you should reconsider your original comments and commence to groweth a proper barnet; if your allowed that is? :blush: :}
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
Rob P XX said:
Holy Shit!

Only just spotted it myself now!

Artemis - Leather eh..? That's handy, being a biker an' that... :p
Well, Hunter did try to get me into rubber once, but I told him it would be too hot and sweaty, so I used black bags instead. It's amazing what you can make with a black bag and a stapler :blush:
 
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frenchuk

Guest
Artemis said:
It's amazing what you can make with a black bag and a stapler
Did you spell that right?
Beret, oignon necklace, baguette, camembert, bicycle, gone
R#?
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
frenchuk said:
Did you spell that right?
Beret, oignon necklace, baguette, camembert, bicycle, striped shirt, gone
R#?
:dunno: Did I miss something here? Stapler, one of those things you have in an office to staple bits of paper together. Also works for modifying black bags into gathered frocks!!!!!
 
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frenchuk

Guest
"striped shirt" :lol: :lol: :lol: How could I forget that one!!
Stapler kinda looks like a derogatory word for female and considering the sexual undertone of the leather latex bin bag theme I thought it was funny but I miserably failed :cry: :B R#?
 
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