it's the heat Ben - get's the cagers really wound up!
It wasn't that hot @ 6am this mornin'
So........
Dual cariage way leads into one lane. I overtook this geezer and made it to the single section first but because he thought he owned the road he obviously desided to keep his foot on the gas and nearly rear me. With him leanin' on his horn & givin' me the finger while calling me a wanker , I just ignored him,turned into the petrol station and filled up with gas.
As I finished paying ,I left the shop and saw he was stopped just outside the forecourt.
Me .... Not bein' put off by my new storker,wanders over to his car where apon he locks his doors (Didn't realise I was six foot six).So I leans into his passanger window and politely says "Mornin' mate" .So then he goes off into one about how ,next time he sees me,he's gunna run my vehicle
over with his ! I told him he should calm down. So then this pikey lookin' 45+ year old geezer starts really shakin' and all the fat under his arpits is a wobblin. Not a pretty sight-thought he was gunna have a heart attack he was thrashing so much.
I said he shouldn't bother makin' idle threats and he said it wasn't a threat but a promise.
"Well " I said "Ya better make sure you do the job properly when ya mow me down"
"I f%ckin' will" he shouted
So I said - "Better make sure ya do or I'll be round to ass f%ck ya wife"
He then freaked out and drove off.
He was so uptight,I guess he's going to have a really shit day.
Well - I know what he looks like and his car was white (Orion I think) Didn't think to get his reg but I'm sure he's local.
I'll be on the lookout for this tosser:f :f
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