Looked like a twat in a petrol station

[do not crash]

Filling up with petrol in Milton Keynes today when a pink bird pulled in. He got off his bike so I nodded to him and shouted nice bike across the fourcourt (seeing as I was on mine). He then looked at me like I was a crazy bufoon along with everyone else on the fourcourt, turned d around without so much as a nod and off I went.

 

[Nosher]

Filling up with petrol in Milton Keynes today when a pink bird pulled in. He got off his bike so I nodded to him and shouted nice bike across the fourcourt (seeing as I was on mine). He then looked at me like I was a crazy bufoon along with everyone else on the fourcourt, turned d around without so much as a nod and off I went.

...I read this - and re-read this post - thank feck - wasn't out on my bike yesterday! w;;v

 

[ianrobbo1]

...I read this - and re-read this post - thank feck - wasn't out on my bike yesterday! w;;v

we all knew it wouldnt be you Nosher,!! :bow:
cos your a "tart" and will talk to anyone!! :}
yeah!! even Bert!!!

 

[Stealth Rider]

IanWasn't you was it on holiday in Milton Keynes, gone down to look at the concrete cows. I know how you like the four legged beasts :f

 

[ianrobbo1]

twernt me m8, I was busy in sunny Grimsby!!! uke: watching all manner of bad/dangerous driving,{twernt me either} watched a bloke turn right and smash head on into an "ol dear" doing about 10mph,!! I couldnt belive what I was seeing!!, half an hour later I saw exactly the same thing again, though no accident this time!! I was then "cut up" by a prick that shouts to me "sorry m8 didnt see you" :bang: I was in a 7.5 ton bright red iveco box van,
I decided there and then to have a break,!! some days are like this, its just that they seem to be happening more and more often!!, :bang:

 

[Stealth Rider]

Same sort of thing happened to me on Sun Ian,doing about a ton, saw a car waiting to pull out of a garden centre, (caution took over), he waited untill I was nearly upon him before he pulled straight out in front of me. Another of the old wrinkly brigade, doddering old F**ker. Best part was I like to get eye contact with the driver if poss to see if they register that they have seen me, but the old twat was totally oblivious to me being there, was as if he was looking straight thro me 8l1nd

 

[gypsy]

Who said that ???

 

[10MEN]

Same sort of thing happened to me on Sun Ian,doing about a ton, saw a car waiting to pull out of a garden centre, (caution took over), he waited untill I was nearly upon him before he pulled straight out in front of me. Another of the old wrinkly brigade, doddering old F**ker. Best part was I like to get eye contact with the driver if poss to see if they register that they have seen me, but the old twat was totally oblivious to me being there, was as if he was looking straight thro me 8l1nd

8l1nd An amazing ability the old have to totaly miss a bike coming down the road on em with headlights blazing, It never ceases to amaze how they cant see you??8l1nd

 

[bitontheside]

8l1nd An amazing ability the old have to totaly miss a bike coming down the road on em with headlights blazing, It never ceases to amaze how they cant see you??8l1nd

Just expect it - it's safer that way!

 

[Murt]

Biker got wiped out night before last just down the road from us.
Old woman had reversed off a car park and he side swiped her back end ( ooer ).
When the 'Accident investigation officers' ( Lancs hardly have any traffic now) spoke to her she explained that she was checking her change !

Bloke is in hospital but not too badly crumpled.
She has handed her driving licensae over.

Too bloody late now.
Murt

 

[Picquet]

Same sort of thing happened to me on Sun Ian,doing about a ton, saw a car waiting to pull out of a garden centre, (caution took over), he waited untill I was nearly upon him before he pulled straight out in front of me. Another of the old wrinkly brigade, doddering old F**ker. Best part was I like to get eye contact with the driver if poss to see if they register that they have seen me, but the old twat was totally oblivious to me being there, was as if he was looking straight thro me 8l1nd

I find this gets their attention..............
If they are going in the same direction as you, pull along side them, remove your left hand from the bar, rotate left arm as far as possible clockwise then unwind it (like a golf swing), clench your fist and strike the window.
If that does`nt wake the B`stard up, nothing will !!

 

[cbr11xx]

Saw a blackbird on the M4 today heading towards London as I was going the opposite way (Reading stretch - Junction 10/11)...

A RED one, with a red headlamp cover/protector and his headlamp on :t ... I wonder if he got tugged by the traffic police car that was waiting further up on his side of the motorway...
Obviously RED ones are so fast that they also need a stop light at the front...

 

[R2B2]

An amazing ability the old have to totaly miss a bike coming down the road on em with headlights blazing, It never ceases to amaze how they cant see you??

Image Recognition Syndrome. It's not only the old either

 

[Pugwash]

Obviously RED ones are so fast that they also need a stop light at the front...

:bow:


I laughed but will work out why later...

 

[Nosher]

we all knew it wouldnt be you Nosher,!! :bow:
cos your a "tart" and will talk to anyone!! :}
yeah!! even Bert!!!

...thats unfair - I talked to Bert because he was a smoker and I wanted to ponce a ciggie - I did return the favourt at Matlock though...

 

[do not crash]

funny you mention invisibility on sunday one 4x4 and one old duffer in a shit heap tried to run me off the road. The 4x4 was in traffic at 40 mph and he moved into my lane oblivious to the bike with two people on it immediately to his right. To make it extra special there was a police car behind me. Did he pull over the driver to ask him what the fuck he was doing ? Did he bollocks.