Little Johnny

[Fat Bert]

A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large Labrador Retriever. When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Johnny had a rope tied around the dog's testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog was walking so gingerly.

Smiling, he spoke to the little boy, "That's really a nice fire engine you have there son. But I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you tied that rope around his neck."






































"Yeah," Johnny replied, "but then I wouldn't have a siren."

 

[Wolfie]

we are in 2004 now bert,

not 1974 which is when that joke was repeated on the tv.

 

[Bob Pinder]

Is this any better?

AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it
has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two
higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate." This raise was
precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of France's many white
flag factories, partially disabling their military.

:dunno:

Good job the flip flop indicator man ain't around........... :}