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Polly Dolly

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I see with interest that paul aka lensman ( my partner) has been slagging me offwith regard to diesel,, the inference was meant to be fuel in general as in spill not diesel specifically!Anyway he informed me last night that he too has cocked up !!over the last few days he has put some washing in while i was at work . Then he realised that he had been putting dishwasher tablets in the little net bag to wash the clothes .. !!!How f***king thick can you be..now everyone is itching .. cheers paul! :
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
So why are you giving HIM grief then??? :dunno: hes only trying to do YOU a favour, its womans work doing the washing, get back in the kitchen and do it yourself, the poor blokes trying his hardest and your giving him grief, :bang: TISK!! TISK!!! Women, :dunno:
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that OK??? Paul, :beer:
 

RHINO

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Polly

He did try,, i have the proof he tried..
 
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lensman

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Thank you for your kind support Rhino and Ian - Some ladies just dont know what side their bread is buttered on do they. I toil on my days off to help keep the laundry down and Polly stabs me in the back by telling all and sundry my ONE mistake !!


No doubt I will get some stick later on best I do a bit of :k
 
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roXXo

Guest
Nice try Lensman

I tried a few times to cock things up when doing some of HER chores thinking that if I make a mess of them she won't ask/expect me do do them again.
Backfired. She insisted on giving me proper training so now no excuses.
:bang:
:beer:
I can now iron as well as anybody
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
youve shit out there Roxxo, Tinas on her way down to yours with a basket full of ironing,"her pet hate", and its as well Lensman/Paul/tother one, cocked up the washing as she would have dropped it off at his, prior to heading to yours with it,LOL :}
got to go now, Tina will want her tea when she gets back,!!! :blush:
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
i think a simple lesson in spelling is needed ?

W-washing
I -ironing
F -f*cking
E -everything else
 

Artemis

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gypsy said:
i think a simple lesson in spelling is needed ?

W-washing
I -ironing
F -f*cking
E -everything else
I always thought the E stood for etc :dunno:
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
Artemis said:
I always thought the E stood for etc :dunno:
it does, just that Gyppo couldnt spell it, :rolleyes:
glad you knew what it stood for though Artemis Mdear, :bow:
 

Artemis

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ianrobbo1 said:
it does, just that Gyppo couldnt spell it, :rolleyes:
glad you knew what it stood for though Artemis Mdear, :bow:
ah, well, I's ujucated :neenaw:
 
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