Kebabs

[derek kelly]

Do you ever wonder where kebab meat comes from? I used to think it was a manufactured meat like Hazlet, well I've done a little bit of research into this and I was amazed to discover that it actually comes from an animal that lives in the jungles in Venezuela, and it is called a Kebab (pronounced kay barb) and those big chunks you see in kebab shops are actually Kebab legs which unbelievably are the only edible part,
The venezuelans are actually worried because they reckon that the kebab will become extinct in the next four or five years, if we don't stop eating them.

 

[Codbasher]

Is it the first of April or Call my Bluff???? :dunno:

 

[Stevebrooke]

Is it the first of April or Call my Bluff???? :dunno:

It's something by Derek Kelly, so take it with a very large pinch of salt and assume it's total b@ll@cks unless told otherwise :}

 

[RHINO]

Hahahahaha, nice try DK but sadly i think you'll find that they are breeding well in Manchester along with old McDonalds 'burger' farm.

 

[Mozza]

if you saw the documentary on itv some months ago about fast food, when you saw what went into a doner kebab i swear you would never eat one again. it was gut churning !!! but having said that, the local kebeb shop in our village knocks out a bloody nice kebab. you would not believe what the programme exposed about the ingrediants found in SOME kebabs.

toe clippings, ground down bone, gristle, all the waste cuts from the animals basically with spices added for flavouring !!! ears, nose, tail, all the shit !!!!

but by christ they do taste good :} :}

bon appitie people !!!!
Mozza ( kirkm1)

 

[derek kelly]

All the shit? Do they follow them down the road with a bucket?

Toe clippings? that explains why kids love em,

BTW what's the difference between sprouts and bogies?















Kids will eat bogies.

 

[reefer]

more vitiamin c in 1 sprout than there is in a whole orange

:beer:

 

[Mozza]

sorry derek kelly, what i meant by shit !! was all the guts and entrails.

but hey, im sure the odd floater might make it's way in there to uke:

hope to see you on the ride out on saturday

cheers
Mozza

 

[derek kelly]

hope to see you on the ride out on saturday

Afraid mine would have to be a walk out at the moment. :}

 

[RHINO]

sorry derek kelly, what i meant by shit !! was all the guts and entrails.

but hey, im sure the odd floater might make it's way in there to uke:

hope to see you on the ride out on saturday

cheers
Mozza

hahaha, you won't see DK there, he only has a push bike,, i know in some of the pics it looks like he still has his helmet on but thats actually his 'slaphead' %$fan , mine is going the same way now too :xm

 

[Mozza]

ahhh i see, oh well, i will be push biking it soon when i return the bird back to mickyb. oh how i am not looking forward to that day :xm

but i am saving up for one at the moment, but having a baby due is making it more of a distant dream at the moment :rant:

but hey, it will come. either way !!!!

 

[derek kelly]

but having a baby due

If YOU have the baby you'll be able to afford as many BB's as you want

 

[derek kelly]

hahaha, you won't see DK there, he only has a push bike


You're joking I even had to give up the push bike

 

[Mozza]

wish it was me having the baby mate, would save all the bloody mood swings :}

but hey ! look forward to the day i can take him on the back for a blast !!!!

 

[RHINO]

wish it was me having the baby mate, would save all the bloody mood swings :}

but hey ! look forward to the day i can take him on the back for a blast !!!!

MOZZA, they don't have to be pregnant for bloody mood swings trust me.......................i know :rant: