Just my luck in men

[Wolfie]

i have been to bed with all sorts of women, fat, skinny, ugly, good looking, funny, unfunny, fridges and damm right dirty, but there has only been one stupid enough to still be there when i finally awoke the next morning

 

[derek kelly]

I remember a colleague who was on a course in Blackpool, he shacked up with the landlady of the guest house, one night he went out on the piss with his mates, came back and climbed into bed with what he thought was the landlady, he put his arm round her and a 13 year old voice said, "I think you want my mother, she is in the next room" well that was his version of the event anyway.


Blackbirdbaz, if you ever do the hostage negotiator course it is very likely you will meet this chap.

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

Blackbirdbaz, if you ever do the hostage negotiator course it is very likely you will meet this chap.

I would like to categorically state here and now that this other chap wasnt me even if she did say she was really 16 :} :t

Cheers Derek

Baz

 

[Barrie]

I remember a colleague who was on a course in Blackpool, he shacked up with the landlady of the guest house, one night he went out on the piss with his mates, came back and climbed into bed with what he thought was the landlady, he put his arm round her and a 13 year old voice said, "I think you want my mother, she is in the next room" well that was his version of the event anyway.


Blackbirdbaz, if you ever do the hostage negotiator course it is very likely you will meet this chap.

A prison officer soon to become a prisoner by the sound of it

 

[derek kelly]

A prison officer soon to become a prisoner by the sound of it

Actually Barrie he is now a Governor, one who rose through the ranks very quickly, reckon he must have a hold on someone in power, cos he was a real embarrassment as a lower rank.

 

[knighty]

A prison officer soon to become a prisoner by the sound of it

Yep, 15 (or in this case 13) will get you twenty !!