Just my luck in men

[Bikerbaby]

Met a really nice bloke he was dead on (ok i was rahter off my head and it was dark) so arranged to meet him tonight for a date.

started off as a distar as i had to walk for half an hour in the bouncing rain. My jeans where sticking to me and i was freezing. Then he was late (mind you before hand he said that he thought it was a set up and i wasn't going to appear). He got lost on the way and took the next turning admititly i watched him pull into the police station and nearly fell over laughing.

So when i got into the car i said i wanted to go to mine and get changed. That was fine, he spend the enitre night talking to my wee brother, and practically ignoring me. when i asked him how he took his coffee he said anyway. I asked him if he wanted milk and he went only if u are having it. I mean come on make your own mind up fella. He then follwed me about waiting at the door to be invited into the room and then ask f he could sit down.

I had to ask him for a hug and when he did hug me he stood back and patted my back. not feeling at all. Instead of coming with me to my room he went and sat with my brother to watch a movie which rather pissed me off.

He asked to be escorted to the gate and after a night of ignoring mei could see he was goona try and kiss me (good idea taking the dog then) So I made the excuse my bestmate/ neighbour was watching and started to wave and his window.

He was really shy and acted weirdly, in all honesty i think he's gay (i have no problems with gay as a few of my mates are gay and i am Bi myself) So what do i do how do i let him down gentally???

Lets hear about you worst dates come on....

 

[Bikerbaby]

letting him down gentally didn;t go to plan

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

BB...

Seeing as you are a young girl yourself BB, how young was the lad in question??

Maybe he was really in to you, but too shit-scared to do anything about it cos he's a virgin/not too experienced in the ways of chatting up women?? :dunno:

I remember when I was just a wee lad and had my first experience of a woman coming on to me.... I didn't know where to put myself - never mind my hands or my mouth!! My loins were definitely telling me what they wanted, but my brain was in too much awe & shock at the prospect of actually playing around with a girl who was into me...... Imagine the confusion.....!


Aaaahhhhhh, the good old days............... where did they go?? :}

 

[bitontheside]

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and i am Bi myself)



Got any pictures?

 

[Centaur]

Bots!

You are def a bad lad!.......Sam. I think Ricky may be right. My 18 year old lad is shy as hell with girls. He was effectively an only child ,is now six foot, slim and good looking (takes after his Mum) From the web sites he visits I am sure he is straight but when girls come calling he won't let them in...talks to them at the door for a couple of minutes and then says he is busy and goes back to his playstation. I despair as I was a randy young git from 12 onwards ( no playstations then) :xm ,but he'll have to sort it out himself or perhaps with some help from a girl who won't take no for an answer. Keep trying Sam. Yes I do know Larne is not the centre of the Universe.lol

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

Seeing as BOTS mentioned it.......

Hey BB!!

Quote - "and i am Bi myself"

Yes please - got any pics to share??

 

[Barrie]

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and i am Bi myself)



Got any pictures?

NO,No. she can't spell very well. She meant BY Myself........Doh!

 

[Coggy]

Met a really nice bloke he was dead on (ok i was rahter off my head and it was dark) so arranged to meet him tonight for a date.

started off as a distar as i had to walk for half an hour in the bouncing rain. My jeans where sticking to me and i was freezing. Then he was late (mind you before hand he said that he thought it was a set up and i wasn't going to appear). He got lost on the way and took the next turning admititly i watched him pull into the police station and nearly fell over laughing.

So when i got into the car i said i wanted to go to mine and get changed. That was fine, he spend the enitre night talking to my wee brother, and practically ignoring me. when i asked him how he took his coffee he said anyway. I asked him if he wanted milk and he went only if u are having it. I mean come on make your own mind up fella. He then follwed me about waiting at the door to be invited into the room and then ask f he could sit down.

I had to ask him for a hug and when he did hug me he stood back and patted my back. not feeling at all. Instead of coming with me to my room he went and sat with my brother to watch a movie which rather pissed me off.

He asked to be escorted to the gate and after a night of ignoring mei could see he was goona try and kiss me (good idea taking the dog then) So I made the excuse my bestmate/ neighbour was watching and started to wave and his window.

He was really shy and acted weirdly, in all honesty i think he's gay (i have no problems with gay as a few of my mates are gay and i am Bi myself) So what do i do how do i let him down gentally???

Lets hear about you worst dates come on....

Sounds as if he might be OK with training...
See him again and teach him to make coffee
%$fan

 

[Bikerbaby]

There will be no seeing him again!!!!


The lad was 27 and has a hell of a lot more experience than i do.

I suppose it seems a little bit better in the morning!! So whats your worst dating experiences then???

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

[

and i am Bi myself)



Got any pictures?

Hey, thats my line !!!

Baz

 

[R2B2]

We need a Marjorie forum. c7u8

 

[Wolfie]

you thinking of joining rob???

We need a Marjorie forum.

would be full of pink flloyd and abba fans.

 

[Alan Hodges]

not worth it

Rememebr more fish in the sea

throw the lines back out and catch an older fish-may be more rubbery but at least will treat u right!!!!!!!!!!

Alanc7u8

 

[R2B2]

you thinking of joining rob???

JOINING??

I was more thinking about starting it! D'ya think I could charge a small(ish) fee? :dunno:

 

[americanexpress]

NO,No. she can't spell very well. She meant BY Myself........Doh!

understatement of the year? there are two excess words in your statement!!!

 

[ianrobbo1]

understatement of the year? there are two excess words in your statement!!!

NO!!!! NO!!!! never!! which one's are they??
and yes I DID have to adjust my "ignore" list to be able to read this thread!!
and it will be "re adjusted" immediately after posting this, :}

 

[knighty]

Bikerbaby,

Were you pissed when you wrote this? Reads funny as buggery... anyway, my worst date was when I woke up and the girls' young son came into the bedroom in the morning and said "morning mum, morning dad", to us!! Clucking bell thought I and promptly legged it.

She probably had that arranged to get me out of the door but still, shat me up a right treat. I was only 20 and it was in Grimsby.

 

[Jaws]

Welllll... I have a good idea why the hug went a bit strangely !

The following words are a bit rude and blunt.. if you are of a sensetive nature do not scroll down..




































Putting it bluntly the poor sod proly had a stiffy and was right embarassed about it .. hence keeping his distance to disguise the fact !!

 

[Bikerbaby]

Bikerbaby,

Were you pissed when you wrote this? Reads funny as buggery... anyway, my worst date was when I woke up and the girls' young son came into the bedroom in the morning and said "morning mum, morning dad", to us!! Clucking bell thought I and promptly legged it.

She probably had that arranged to get me out of the door but still, shat me up a right treat. I was only 20 and it was in Grimsby.

No i was not drunk mind you after he left i was tempted to have a drink or two. Think i'll go and buy another fishing rod now!!! and find someone who knows how they take there own coffee

 

[SILVERONE]

''Well'' I never been to bed with an ugly woman














''but I sure woke up with a few''

it's a pity I don't like watching films