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Jahovas

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
just had the "Jahovas witnesses" here for twenty minutes "chatting" while Tina called her uncle John, :eek: we have now sent the "Jov's" over to him,!! his favorite past time "he lives on his own" is to invite them in and keep em talking for hours!! :} his "record" to date is 7hours :bow: keeps em off the streets I suppose, and gives him someone to talk to!! :}
anyone know Wilf's address, ?? :rolleyes:
 

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
A mate of mine used to do the same, invite them in give them a cuppa and then see if he could get them to help him do odd jobs!

If they ever turn up here with a small child in a suit in tow with a tiny briefcase I always make a point of telling them that the kid should be out playing rather than being dragged round the streets
 

stan the man

you are not capable
ah,i see..

ianrobbo1 said:
just had the "Jahovas witnesses" here for twenty minutes "chatting" while Tina called her uncle John, :eek: we have now sent the "Jov's" over to him,!! his favorite past time "he lives on his own" is to invite them in and keep em talking for hours!! :} his "record" to date is 7hours :bow: keeps em off the streets I suppose, and gives him someone to talk to!! :}
anyone know Wilf's address, ?? :rolleyes:

where you get your "talking loads of bollix" from ian :rolleyes: :}
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
stan the FAT man said:
where you get your "talking loads of bollix" from ian :rolleyes: :}
oy fatso!! I'll have you know I've taken "the keyboard & mouse" back and got my money back!! :f
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
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A good few times now they have left here arguing between themselves..


I actually managed to convince a few that Jesus was indeed a spaceman..

( Actually this is what I honestly believe which is fookin weird I know but hey... does anyone really care ! LOL !! :-: )
 
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BlackBirdBaz

Guest
We used to have an officer who was also a JW and at bang up times it was him that was putting his foot in the door and not the cons !!


The cons used to see him coming and run to thier cells and bang themselves up :beer:
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
Just had them round here as well
it seems they called somewhere this morning and the twat wouldnt shut up about his garage :dunno:
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
gypsy said:
Just had them round here as well
it seems they called somewhere this morning and the twat wouldnt shut up about his garage :dunno:
and I have YOUR address young Edwin!! :rolleyes:
 

stan the man

you are not capable
ianrobbo1 said:
oy fatso!! I'll have you know I've taken "the keyboard & mouse" back and got my money back!! :f

who you calling fatso.... :dunno: canna be me at a slip 12 1/2 stone :f :f




































lost any more weight ian :p
 
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