Its so unfair

[Nick Brett]

When I go out of a night, there is nothing I like more than a good few pints of Guiness, :beer: a couple of cigars, :-: then a hot curry. :lick:
But in the morning its payback time. The guiness gives me a raging headache, the cigars make me wake up coughing like a bastard and the curry gives me the raging slides.


How can this be fair? :xm

 

[gypsy]

serves you right for putting those poisons into your system !
unless someone made you ?

 

[Nick Brett]

Gypsy
I firmly believe God makes me do it.
Every fecking Friday. :}

 

[gypsy]

i may be of some help ?
i will send you some of my mother in laws fruit cake to try!





















it will make you appreciate the bad headaches coughs and shits !

 

[Wolfie]

so you get the blackie/green shits as well???

excellent i am not alone!!!!

 

[derek kelly]

This morning one of our Asian Prisoners was sat on his toilet eating a curry that he had made, so maybe it is a kind of detox programme

 

[D.S.]

Nick, you were smoking the wrong cigars mate

try a Monte Cristo #2 or a Cohiba Siglo IV :-:

 

[RHINO]

try a Monte Cristo #2 or a Cohiba Siglo IV :-:

Bollox. They all smell like the Camel house at London Zoo. uke:

 

[D.S.]

Bollox. They all smell like the Camel house at London Zoo. uke:

I]now I understand why you became a rozzer; must've been a real dead end job[/I]

 

[Nick Brett]

Joe
I tried the Monte Cristo's In Havana. Excellent cigar. I went to the Cohiba shop and watched the woman rolling them. She was hardly a young virgin rolling them on her thigh. But then again I dont think there are any virgins in Havana. :-:

 

[D.S.]

Havana is cool mate, poor, but cool!

But then again I dont think there are any virgins in Havana. :-:

Best ask Gary Glitter that one :} c7u8

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

It's because God hates you.

Hate him back.......
Works for me.

 

[derek kelly]

Neat trick but how do you get away with taking Asians prisoner in Barnsley? Is this a council directive?

I reckon it must be, when we moved to Barnsley two years ago I noticed that there weren't many Asians, I remarked on this to a colleague who is Barnsley born and bred, he replied "it's coz we kill em & eat em", it does have it's drawbacks though, I have to travel to Wakefield for a decent curry.