You'll like this International Womens day

[Minkey]

I hope that it was celebrated on here, and that you treated your women folk with due reverence

 

[jeffa]

Yes, I let Mrs.Jeffa do all the womens stuff today, shopping, cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing. I did her a favour and stayed out of the way by going to the pub. I know, I know, I spoil Her

 

[ogr1]

I hope that it was celebrated on here, and that you treated your women folk with due reverence

I would have gladly celebrated it, but not one single women visited my house today.
Not very international then.

 

[sr71caspar]

I too stayed out of the Doris' way, by going out for a ride.
I even let her look after the kids and cook dinner.

A nice refreshing change for her.

 

[ogr1]

I can imagine that millions of dedicated men around the world today that put
they're true heart felt care and attention into polishing that ball and chain...
Something to behold with joyous pride next to kitchen sink.

 

[Pow-Lo]

I wonder when we’re going to have an International Heterosexual Married Man’s Day? Asking for a mate, like.

 

[slim63]

I celebrated by letting her buy me birthday presents, make me a birthday dinner followed by birthday cake, does that count ?

 

[andyBeaker]

I hope that it was celebrated on here, and that you treated your women folk with due reverence

I did, treated her like a princess, same as every other day.

To make the day extra special I even accommodated taking her to the garden centre so she could buy a load of horse manure.

 

[ChrisRB]

I did, treated her like a princess, same as every other day.

To make the day extra special I even accommodated taking her to the garden centre so she could buy a load of horse manure.

At last you admit what a BMW is good for - moving manure!!!

I assume it wasn't bagged.

 

[Pow-Lo]

To make the day extra special I even accommodated taking her to the garden centre so she could buy a load of horse manure.

The amount of shite you spout, the mind boggles at why in God's boots Mrs Beaker could possibly need any more.

 

[ChrisRB]

At last you admit what a BMW is good for - moving manure!!!

I assume it wasn't bagged.

Ah the true meaning of BMW - Beaker's Manure Wagon

 

[andyBeaker]

Ah the true meaning of BMW - Beaker's Manure Wagon

Remember, what you ridicule is usually a good indicator of what you covet.

 

[ogr1]

Remember, what you ridicule is usually a good indicator of what you covet.

....but it's you who has the donkeys.
or is it thy neighbour?

 

[andyBeaker]

....but it's you who has the donkeys.
or is it thy neighbour?

Hung like a donkey maybe.

Other than that absolutely no idea what you are talking about!!?

 

[ogr1]

Hung like a donkey maybe.

Other than that absolutely no idea what you are talking about!!?

You shall not covet your neighbours house. You shall not covet your neighbours wife, or his male or female servant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbour.

— Exodus 20:17

You have ruined the joke now.

 

[Squag1]

I did, treated her like a princess, same as every other day.

To make the day extra special I even accommodated taking her to the garden centre so she could buy a load of horse manure.

I thought you supplied that every day

 

[Squag1]

Remember, what you ridicule is usually a good indicator of what you covet.

BMW - indicator in the same sentence??

 

[andyBeaker]

I thought you supplied that every day

You win today's 'Entirely Predicatable Post Trophy'.

:campeon:

 

[andyBeaker]

BMW - indicator in the same sentence??

You came a distant second as well.....

 

[Squag1]

You win today's 'Entirely Predicatable Post Trophy'.

:campeon:

WOW, I won something at last