Allan
Registered User
Off to mid France today for a week, taking the bird on a trailer (Gypo, no good screwing the house now!) to have some fun time when we get there. :yo:
Those doing the bash have a great time, those who arent, you should be in France with me.
See you when I get back, but till then behave yourselves.
Oh just one thig more...
After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Sunderland, Wolverhampton, Telford, Derbyshire, Thetford and anywhere in Wales.:f
Buzz
Those doing the bash have a great time, those who arent, you should be in France with me.
See you when I get back, but till then behave yourselves.
Oh just one thig more...
After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Sunderland, Wolverhampton, Telford, Derbyshire, Thetford and anywhere in Wales.:f
Buzz
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