I'm ashamed

[Wolfie]

of myself this morning.

Yesterday afternoon in colchester, i suffered from road rage, to the point where i was banging on the drivers window and screaming and swearing at the driver.......


that the roundabout was clear and nobody was in sight for the next 3-400ft or words to that effect.

This was the fourth roundabout in a row that she got to 300-250ft from roundabout, stamped on brakes and then did 20mph to the roundabout , stopped, changed gear, then looked to see if the roundabout was clear.

I snapped, at the third roundabout and blew my top at the fourth, jumped out and ran to her door, where the above happened.

She looked at me and gave me the two fingers and drove off, leaving me holding the door handle in my right hand.

 

[Cyclops]

Berty Boy

for twas he in drag says





















Can he have his handle back please :k

 

[D.S.]

quality Trotsky

 

[Supabird1100]

She looked at me and gave me the two fingers and drove off, leaving me holding the door handle in my right hand.

Fookin' brilliant !!!!!

Wasn't a 'M' plate Escort driver's side handle, was it ?? Trace needs a new 'un !!!!! :} :} Have you still got it ????? :dunno:

 

[Wolfie]

twas a fiesta thing, white in colour. If i had on been on the bike, i would parked up for an hour and let her go, as i have no doubt she would of knocked me off. she was the most crap driver i have ever seen.

I was in a talbot express camper van and i even told the wife "thats it i am going to ram her" but decide to jump out instead.

 

[D.S.]

Camper Van?

NO, not another weekend gypo? :dunno: :}

 

[Wolfie]

I BORROWED IT OFF THE OLD MAN!!!!!!!!. Took the wife and kids away for the weekend, if he ever sells it i will buy it cause it is posher than my house.

 

[D.S.]

can't be mate, your gaff is palatial compared to mine :dunno:

 

[Wolfie]

Joe, cough cough, we had spent 3 days tidy up before you came around and did you not notice that i did not let you upstairs????

 

[D.S.]

all I can say is

that when ya come round mine, you'll be spending lot's of time in the garage and the garden. According to the last bint I had round, it requires a feminine touch so I told her, I have a cleaner that comes round twice a week; won't that suffice? :dunno: :}

Anyway, so you're only a part-time gypo then? :}
Hope the family enjoyed it & appreciate the sacrifice you made :}

 

[Wolfie]

Just remembered that i left the bloody handle on the side of the road :bang: should of brought it home and made a trophy out of it.

 

[Wolfie]

Hope the family enjoyed it & appreciate the sacrifice you made

Mate, you have no idea!!

We went to two caravan parks, one was closed for the night, the other refused to let me in, muttered something about travellers etc etc!!! We ended up parking on the main road by the front for the night, just down the road from the pier. My wife was WELL happy that i had chosen such a nice place to take her for the weekend!!!!

The kids and me loved it.

 

[D.S.]

Just remembered that i left the bloody handle on the side of the road :bang: should of brought it home and made a trophy out of it.

I ripped a wing mirror off an old Nissan last year. I didn't mean to. I simply intended to dislodge it, but it came away in my hand :dunno: The driver then gave chase; which was the funniest part :} I'm on a superbargebird and your in a Nissan Bluebird circ.1985 w;;v

We should start a "Summer of 2004 Trophy Club". He/she that collects the largest car/vehicle component wins :beer: !

this is a poor attempt to get this thread back on subject

 

[Supabird1100]

Travellers !!!!!!!!

Seriously, nowt wrong with Clacton....had some good holidays there as a kid. :beer:

 

[RHINO]

Hippy

Well done mate.............people who fanny about in the cars when its clear to proceed piss me off!!

I'm an animal behind the wheel, a true menace to society, white van man in a green estate car :bang: :bang:
Ask EMMA, the long suffering passenger who has spent more time holding my arm to stop me jumping out and twatting someone than i care to imagine.
:shooter:

 

[tootyfluti]

I too suffer from really bad road rage when I`m in a cage. I just can`t believe some people hold a full licence. And the amount of people who drive big cars that have no idea about width and length is beyond me. FFS if you can`t park it don`t drive it!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :bang: :bang:

 

[TopBird]

Road Rage

Glad its not just me........

If ever ya see a mad looking red head climbing out of her car screaming at you lock your doors and drive off

Mart keeps telling me "one day you'll regret it"

but hey those horns just keep popping out


P.s you can tell its me I can't drive in shoes ....so I'm the bare foot mad one

 

[frenchuk]

A classic Wolfie... About a week ago I ALMOST gave in to road rage, me who now is a very peaceful individual, walking away rather then fighting, a Kwai Chang Caine impersonated. And here I am, happy go lucky riding in London, on a large main street. Running my main beam AND my now famously bright fog lights. The weather is nice and sunny.
Then mister twat comes from secondary street on my left hand side and stops. As I am approaching at very reasonable legal speed, he starts to move to make a right, so cutting my way. I slow down, wondering what the fuck he is doing, then quicly hoot him. He looks at me, then proceeds to commit. I start hitting the brakes, hoot the fooker like mad (I have very noisy double hooters), the cretin finally stops. And so do I, just in front of his car - get off the bike, and want to grab the motherf*cker who by now has locked himself inside the car. That ended up being a good thing as I would have twated him. Then I felt like repeatedly kicking his car but then I though in all my wiseness that I would end up paying for it, a crowd had started to gather and all they saw was a thug trying to attack a law-obiding citizen in his car... Hard to not loose your cool sometimes, even for such placid characters as Andy or I :bang: :-:

 

[ianrobbo1]

Wolfie,!!!! shame on you, :t




















driving a "camper" van, :}

 

[Codbasher]

I gotta tell you this one!

Few years ago mate and I were driving two artics through London, along the Embankment, heading for Earls Court, any way this guy in a mini had been giving my mate a hard time, cutting him up, braking, and just being a prat, my mate is giving it gyp to me over the CB saying in a mo he was going to jump out and nail the twat, next set of lights go red my mate gives it loud on the airhorns, then jumps out, I have moved out slightly so I can see and be ready to assist if needs be, any how mate jumps out and is just about to take a kick at the mini, when the drivers door opens, and this guy (Gorilla) sqeezes out, he is fecking huge, my mate broke all records for the high jump getting back into his cab, Gorilla then blows him a kiss, squeezes his way back into the mini and proceeds on his merry way, me I'm pissing myself laughing! Mate was very quiet for the rest of the day though.



Must tell you about the cows pissing in Maidstone one day uke: