Aah Nicknames, now which nickname would that be, cos the name I use on here is the name I was christened with or at least part of it, if it's nicknames you want, you could try 'Ned' unoriginal but the one I get at work, or 'spider' that was the one I got when I was serving queen(
uke: ) and country,and would now be appropriate due to my fat body and spindly arms and legs, or the one I actually prefer 'Mick' which is the one my brothers and sisters in law use, on account of it being my middle name, but the ones I got at school were 'Grats' this being because our family surname is actually Grattan-Kelly, and for my last year in school I got 'Dill' as in dill the dog from the kids programme 'The Herbs' the reason being my untamed hair cut, so which one of the above is being purloined? pray tell dear Limp-Wrist.