If you see bert bringing a trailer to the Bash

[PsychoBikerBen]

He's brought his bit on the side out for the weekend.
She may not shave her neather regions,but she gives a good discount to bert at Pringle.

 

[RHINO]

BEN

Ya made me drop my pie & peas on the ferrett then ya bastid!!

 

[Cyclops]

Whats really worrying

c7u8 c7u8


is that its true




That is Berts bit on the side or from the back or on top



whichever Bert fancies :lick:

 

[Fat Bert]

Morning Geezers

Damm you Ben - a stiffie this early in the morning!!

 

[Allan1]

PLEASE

Can I get my name on the list for a go, :k

Buzz

 

[HeavensFire]

Top Tip For Bert!

Take 'her' to the edge of a cliff.............They push back harder!

So i'm told! :lick:

 

[stan the man]

Can I get my name on the list for a go, :k

Buzz

can get ewe(get it)one of your own if you want,there's feckin'thousands of 'em down here.....a virtual leisure centre.
maybe you could move down here,and save on the travelling expenses

:neenaw: w;;v

 

[Artemis]

can get ewe(get it)one of your own if you want,there's feckin'thousands of 'em down here.....a virtual leisure centre.
maybe you could move down here,and save on the travelling expenses

:neenaw: w;;v

Don't forget to wear a kilt, Stan, they recognise the sound of a zip these days g0551p

 

[gypsy]

g0551p
word has it that Bertie Boy likes to take them from the front so he doesn't miss out on the kissing!!! :k

 

[Codbasher]

I know her! Shes called Baaaaaaabara :blush:

 

[stan the man]

artemis

Don't forget to wear a kilt, Stan, they recognise the sound of a zip these days g0551p

that's easy......just change the zips to velcro,ooops....the secrets out :bang: :xm
they don't recognise that sound yet
.
%$fan

 

[Centaur]

Berts Trailer

:dunno: i don't know why you all pick on Bert. He seems a very nice boy to me! :blush: