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How to insert a photo?

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Lazyjack

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how do I insert a photo? when I click "insert image" I am asked for the URL of my image. No comprendo?? HELP
 

stan the man

you are not capable
L J..............

first of all,you need to become a sponsor to post piccys.you can do this by clicking the "sponsor the club" tab(in red)at the top of the page and follow the prompts.

then after that.....type your message in the reply box,and click on manage attachments,then either enter the website addy(where said piccy is)or click on browse(to upload one from your pictures)..then click "upload"....then close window and add reply as normal.

becoming a sponsor may take a short while though.

hope this helps.

p.s. costs ?15 to become a sponsor...but worth every penny
 

stan the man

you are not capable
gypsy said:
Stans a teckie!!!!! :bow: :eek:


you gotta be joking eddy....it's all verbal daihorrea mate,besides i thought someone had better give an answer to the question :p
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
ok then Stan "a helpful teckie" !!















makes a stance ,swing away, swing back , pivot ,punch
snap!!
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
Club Sponsor
Wellll... as much as I hate to contradict our learned friend, you actually dont have to be a sponsor, but if you are it makes life very easy !

If you are a sponsor then all you need do is select the managae attachments button from way down the page you are entering your message on, and then browse to the file you wanna use on your computer.. click on upload and then close window and your done !

If you aint a sponsor you will need a little web space to upload your image to.
Most pop's give a couple of meg minimum of web space which is plenty for dozens of pictures..

Upload the image to your webspace, click on the tab above that is yellow and looks like a couple of mountains on an envelope and then enter the URL ( web address ) of where the picture is stored..

Here is an example for you..
finish2.jpg




Now the actual text entry for that picture is:

http://www.jaws-motorcycles.co.uk/odds/finish2.jpg

But to get the picture to come up there is a
 in it to close the text. ( dont worry, all of that is done for you when you click on that there button ! )
 

stan the man

you are not capable
sorry john........

that's what happens when i open my mouth.....verbal daihorrea :puke: :}
 
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TRUNCH

Guest
blaaahhhhhhhhhhh
 

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derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
gypsy said:
Stans a teckie!!!!! :bow: :eek:


So stan which was your favourite series, peronally I thought the original cheesy series with captain Kirk was best.
 

Duck n Dive

Rebel without a clue ...
Club Sponsor
derek kelly said:
So stan which was your favourite series, peronally I thought the original cheesy series with captain Kirk was best.
Best episode: The Trouble With Tribbles (smal space going sheep!)
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
roll photo into tight tube, place elastic band over it keeping it tight, pull down pants, bend over , and ram the phototube hard against arsehole, if you have done the job right the elastic band will roll off the end as the phototube is inserted.. :yo: :yo:
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
The other way Wolfie is to get one of those hoovers with the reverse switch, insert the rolled up photo into the nozzle, shove nozzle up yer pastry cutter then switch hoover on to blow.
 

stan the man

you are not capable
aha..........

a fast blue one...howd'ya manage to take a piccy then..

one of them new fast shutter speed camera's i should think.
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
stan the man said:
a fast blue one...howd'ya manage to take a piccy then..

one of them new fast shutter speed camera's i should think.


It was actually a box brownie, all the other cameras were too fast. :p
 
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