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fat bert
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Funny story really.....
Visited Pete the Kebab mans place on Saturday [well it was time for me to collect his monthly loan repayment]
Chunk Monkey was "in tow" just for a bit of company really
We were greeted by the sight of the KebabMan dressed in baseball cap, sweaty old t shirt, ripped jeans and muddy boots.
"all dresssed up for the board room then pete?"
On a gloriously sunny Saturday afternoon, was he out riding his SP1???....was he cleaning and prepping the Bird for the coming season???..was he in the bookies losing a fortune???
NO !!
He was in the back garden building a PATIO!!
Well, actually, he calls it a "Terrace"
Told him to build an dunny at the end to make him feel @ home!!
He looked over Chunkey's new VTR - fired it up - jumped on [complete with muddy Toe-Tectors and shot off down the road like a scalded cat.
However, he'd only done 10 metres before his "lucky" baseball cap flew of his head and disappeared into a neighbours garden - never to be seen again!!
He returned after a few minutes - cursing his lost cap - told Chunky "That doesn't sound like a V twin".....THIS sounds like a V twin, as he cracked open the SP1 [complete with Wolf Cans].
After 5 minutes of completely reckless revving of the SP, he remembered that the bike was actually still in the garage - pipes facing back towards the kitchen door.
Mrs KebabMan magically appeared and gave him serious verbals
"Phooking 'ell Pete...the chandeliers are hanging off the wall and the tin cans in the pantry have all fallen off the shelves"
Ever wanted to burst into hysterical laughing but daren't for fear of reprisal???????
"Furthermore" she added "my mothers on the upstairs lavvy and has just SHIT herself"
Never again ROFLMAO
Visited Pete the Kebab mans place on Saturday [well it was time for me to collect his monthly loan repayment]
Chunk Monkey was "in tow" just for a bit of company really
We were greeted by the sight of the KebabMan dressed in baseball cap, sweaty old t shirt, ripped jeans and muddy boots.
"all dresssed up for the board room then pete?"
On a gloriously sunny Saturday afternoon, was he out riding his SP1???....was he cleaning and prepping the Bird for the coming season???..was he in the bookies losing a fortune???
NO !!
He was in the back garden building a PATIO!!
Well, actually, he calls it a "Terrace"
Told him to build an dunny at the end to make him feel @ home!!
He looked over Chunkey's new VTR - fired it up - jumped on [complete with muddy Toe-Tectors and shot off down the road like a scalded cat.
However, he'd only done 10 metres before his "lucky" baseball cap flew of his head and disappeared into a neighbours garden - never to be seen again!!
He returned after a few minutes - cursing his lost cap - told Chunky "That doesn't sound like a V twin".....THIS sounds like a V twin, as he cracked open the SP1 [complete with Wolf Cans].
After 5 minutes of completely reckless revving of the SP, he remembered that the bike was actually still in the garage - pipes facing back towards the kitchen door.
Mrs KebabMan magically appeared and gave him serious verbals
"Phooking 'ell Pete...the chandeliers are hanging off the wall and the tin cans in the pantry have all fallen off the shelves"
Ever wanted to burst into hysterical laughing but daren't for fear of reprisal???????
"Furthermore" she added "my mothers on the upstairs lavvy and has just SHIT herself"
Never again ROFLMAO