How smart is a smart car?

[derek kelly]

The one I passed on the M62 this morning was very smart, it had hitched a ride on the back of an AA pick up wagon, saving fuel, and wear & tear.

 

[TRUNCH]

and...

a lot of hysterical laughter at the drivers in them from passing motorists:}








God they are shite are'nt they??uke:

 

[Centaur]

Bloody hell Trunch

a lot of hysterical laughter at the drivers in them from passing motorists:}








God they are shite are'nt they??uke:

You are in deep doodoo when jaws sees this post.

 

[derek kelly]

a lot of hysterical laughter at the drivers in them from passing motorists:}








God they are shite are'nt they??uke:

Sshh! Jaws'll hear ya. :t

 

[Fat Bert]

OI JAWS~~~~~~~~~~

I said...........

OI JAWS


ROFLMAO

 

[TRUNCH]

Can't elp........

it guy's I hate them nearly as much as that cockney F****** chef Jamie Oliver, no offence meant to Jaw's but I........................ahhhhhhhhhhh Hete em!!:bang:










Sorry Jaw's

P.S. Can I still have a tank pad please???

 

[marcella]

it guy's I hate them nearly as much as that cockney F****** chef Jamie Oliver, no offence meant to Jaw's but I........................ahhhhhhhhhhh Hete em!!:bang:

Sorry Jaw's

P.S. Can I still have a tank pad please???

there'l be tanks getting padded alright,,,,sperm tanks getting a good paddling with a doc martin lol:yo:

 

[richard]

Might b talking bollocks as usual, but a lass at work has one and when she had a flatt batt she hat to get it towed to the local smart garage to get the puter reprogrammed.



R%$fan

 

[Jaws]

Gentlemen

Show me another car that does 90mph, 60 MPG, 75 quid a year road tax, insurance group feck all, had cd stacker, air con, heated seats, paddle and normal ( tiptronic ) gear change, even fly by wire throttle and then you can take the piss..

Oh and before any says it has no room in it.. I would suggest you go try one.. It is the weirdest experience .. You stand outside a show box.. open the door, get in, and suddenly you are in a fookin people carrier that has had the back cut off.. The actual driver and passanger area is massive.. And even the boot space is big enough to get several largish boxes in ( today I sent out 2 x huggers and an undertray, plus all the usual little parcels )


Oh and now you wil be able to spot me a mile off ! LOL !!!
Got it back from the grafix people last night..

 

[Wolfie]

Baawawawawawawawwawwawawwawa!!!!!!!!!

 

[TRUNCH]

Sorry Jaws.....

it's got a lot going for it but I don't like em.

 

[Duck n Dive]

it guy's I hate them nearly as much as that cockney F****** chef Jamie Oliver,

well you'll be pleased to hear that his beloved VW campervan broke down in Italy while on location for his latest bit of telly stuff.

 

[derek kelly]

Gentlemen

Show me another car that does 90mph, 60 MPG, 75 quid a year road tax, insurance group feck all, had cd stacker, air con, heated seats, paddle and normal ( tiptronic ) gear change, even fly by wire throttle and then you can take the piss..

Daihatsu cuore. it also has four airbags + anti roll cage. + passenger room in the back. and is cheaper than a smart car.

 

[Centaur]

Careful John

Make sure you shut the windows when you park up































a passing Jack Russell might pee in the window!

 

[Samster]

What's in the back of the suspension linkages? Look like lights?

 

[ianrobbo1]

What's in the back of the suspension linkages? Look like lights?

Sam, yep the word is BLING!!!! :}

 

[R2B2]

Jaws

Have you heard of any issues with the engines John???

 

[Jaws]

And exactly how does the Coure stand out from the crowd then ? It is just one more Jap type 4 seater micro car.. It aint automatic aint got a 6 speed box, Air con is not even an extra, heated seats ? Yer right ! Has all the pezaz of a road kill cat..
Nah mate, you can take the piss all you like but smile per mile value is very high and profile for advertising is high too...

And yes, you can have a tank pad ( please please have a tank pad ! LOL !! ...
Click HERE And buy one instantly ! LOL ! )

Engines.. No Rob, not since the early ones..
The 600cc version has a fault on the turbo manifold.. The later ones, the 700cc like mine, has no issues to speak of at all..
In fact this was only being discussed the other day when someone popped up with 80k miles on the clock in the last 2.5 years !

 

[Brabus]

Jaws,Take no notice of those that mock the smart. THEY KNOW NOTHING.I feel sorry for them that they are missing out.But then again life is tuff. LOL:f


Brabus

 

[Duck n Dive]

How Smart?

As smart as a smart thing which has just got a diploma from the university of smart.

I'd like to know which pigeon hole we are going to put smart car owners into please?

You know, MX5 is a hairdressers sports car etc. so what's the smart driver??

:f :wank: man8um :neenaw: R#?