How long is a piece of string

[Allan1]

On behalf of LUMPY whos a right moaning bastid, heres a poll for him

Just how long is a piece of string?.

Buzz

 

[derek kelly]

Has this piece of string got a tin at either end ???

 

[SILVERONE]

Good question

I need to know this, because people keep asking me the same question, so it must troubles a lot of people this one.
So how F**kin long is it :dunno:

 

[Floozy666]

Lumpy wrote

We actually calibrated a length of tring for a project but that story will have to wait for another day

Thank fcuk for small mercies :neenaw:

PS - what's 'tring'?

 

[derek kelly]

Var s + "F & #337; ő"; alert (s.length;

Therefore the answer to the question how long is a piece of string is 3

 

[gypsy]

Lumpy wrote





Thank fcuk for small mercies :neenaw:

PS - what's 'tring'?

isnt it a school in Oxfordshire?

 

[derek kelly]

isnt it a school in Oxfordshire?

Even Hertfordshire :neenaw:

 

[Floozy666]

isnt it a school in Oxfordshire?

Perhaps we could send Lumpy?

 

[gypsy]

that would make him happy !
its a girls school i believe

 

[ianrobbo1]

Tring,!! isn't that what a "paperboys" bicycle bell sounds like as the little shit "stealths" up behind you on a Dark morning with no bloody lights on??
just thought Id mention it!! :}

 

[trophychap]

Seven and three-quarter inches

I know this because at one time, whilst on the telephone at work, I apparently used this phrase over much and my colleagues upon hearing it for the zillionth time, threw me a piece of string and told me to measure it myself.

This I did, and the answer is above!

HTH

Jenny

 

[Fat Bert]

New Playstation Game

Just in time for Xmas

 

[Jaws]

I cannot enter the poll as the correct answer is not on the list.
For refernce it is 83 inches at room temperature

 

[Punchy]

Just how long is a piece of string?.

It just depends on what type of bondage you're into, if you just want to tie your knackers to the bed post then 4-5" of stout cord is quite sufficient...


Oops sorry wrong forum


:blush: :blush:

 

[Pugwash]

You missed "I don't have any string" from the voting options.

 

[richard]

String I will ask lindz next rag week...



Coat on gone R#?

 

[ALonaBIRD]

I cannot enter the poll as the correct answer is not on the list.
For refernce it is 83 inches at room temperature

and how hot (or cold) is room temperature ??? :dunno:

 

[Jaws]

and how hot (or cold) is room temperature ??? :dunno:

Yes...

That is my answer.
It was much longer but I thought it was boring so abbreviated it.

 

[Murt]

Its not how long it is... its what you do with it !

:lick:
Murt

 

[Murt]

And.....

If you mean the ROLL of string that was under the stairs, its 127 yds, 4 1/2 inches..

or if its the little bit of string that holds the mirror up in my Daughters room, an amazing 7 inches.

Next poll will be.........





How do you best re roll a ball of string that is 127yds 4 1/2 inches long ?



Murt