ianrobbo1
good looking AND modest
bike went tits up at 4pm today, usual thing, loom!!! not a problem thinks I,(like fook) so I call the RAC, wont be long we'll get an engineer out to you they say,!! NO says I, there's fook all he can do, the battery's fried, as is most of the rest of the bike, in short it "ain't going anywhere" it requires recovering!! OK they say it's 70 minutes wait, so 90 minutes later a "service" van rolls up!! dunno why they sent me he say's happily!! I cant do owt with a bike !!! well get your towing trailer out then says I, nah!! haven't got one, what YOU need is a recovery truck!! surprise surprise!! back in "T" van he climbs and orders one, so as I'm stood like a frozen sausage the heavens open!! you will have gathered by now I'm not the "happiest" bunny in the woods!! out pops Mr Happy and announces the "recovery" truck should be here in 20 minutes or so,!! and off he goes leaving me simmering gently, 7. 20 I watch as an S&H recovery lorry flies past, 5 minutes later it returns!! what is it with these fookin "happy" people, I'm stood piss wet through and he's just come up on the lotto!! or seemed like it!! been waiting long he asks, no not really only since 4.10 this afternoon, where have you come from I asked in my "friendliest" voice, HARROGATE came the reply!!! FFS !! have you recovered bikes before I asked ooh yeah lots comes the reply, so he drops the bed of the waggon down "it's a car transporter" and I push it up to near the middle of it, yon chap then wants to put it on the centre stand,!! yea gods how I enjoyed today!!
ended up tieing the thing down myself, arrived home at 7.50 this evening, not a bad day considering it started for me at 4.15AM,!!
never mind though, I'll be seeing some of you at the bash tomorrow night, just had to (1) give you lot a laugh, & (2) get it off my chest!!
ended up tieing the thing down myself, arrived home at 7.50 this evening, not a bad day considering it started for me at 4.15AM,!!
never mind though, I'll be seeing some of you at the bash tomorrow night, just had to (1) give you lot a laugh, & (2) get it off my chest!!