how fast do you have to go

[ianrobbo1]

to blow any COBWEBS off your bike???
I ask as today I had to remove said "COBWEBS" from the rear of this persons bike as they were catching a lot more bugs than the front light was, I might add it was NOT MY bike, that was sat in the back garden with rusty discs, (through non use) :blush:

still it was better than the person wot could use this!!!
the bolts wernt "furry" :}

 

[Stevebrooke]

I know that bloke with the furry bolts.

He's having trouble convincing his missus that you even have a bike, as on the odd occasions she sees you you're always getting out of a car. :f :neenaw:

 

[derek kelly]

For your information I was assisting the spider in a world record attempt, to see if he could spin a web whilst travelling at high speed, happy to say he succeeded, :f


Talking of rusty discs, I really like the speckled effect that matches your powder coated wheels. :}

 

[Stevebrooke]

For your information I was assisting the spider in a world record attempt, to see if he could spin a web whilst travelling at high speed, happy to say he succeeded,

For your information Derek the spider was probably a female as most male spiders are eaten by their mates after copulation. Something I thought you may have known as your nickname used to be "spider".

 

[derek kelly]

My nickname is now Ned but I've never stolen a horse, or worn a suit of armour.

 

[derek kelly]

Anyway this spider was gay.

 

[Stevebrooke]

My nickname is now Ned but I've never stolen a horse, or worn a suit of armour.

You've no need to steal a horse as you have your own.

You've no need to wear armour as you're thick-skinned enough as it is.

 

[derek kelly]

You've no need to steal a horse as you have your own.

You've no need to wear armour as you're thick-skinned enough as it is.

OK point taken

 

[ianrobbo1]

and did I mention any names??? :}

 

[derek kelly]

and did I mention any names??? :}

And did you need to mention any names? I will stand and be counted, yes it was my bike that had A Cobweb on it, but everybody knows that cobwebs can withstand a wind of well over 100mph, good job i didn't get stopped by a copper as the Spider didn't have a crash hat on.

 

[Gerrard]

DK

My nickname is now Ned.
But Ned Derek don't sound right. :beer:

 

[derek kelly]

My nickname is now Ned.
But Ned Derek don't sound right. :beer:

You're right it doesn't :}

 

[ianrobbo1]

so are we going to have a "new" name for Derek then?? :dunno:

 

[Duck n Dive]

so are we going to have a "new" name for Derek then?? :dunno:

Bo Derek
Ned Kelly

 

[gypsy]

Time n arf?
sick note ?

 

[stan the man]

derek....spiders are only attracted to the matt black variety,,,,or so i'm told

:f :f :}

 

[derek kelly]

derek....spiders are only attracted to the matt black variety,,,,or so i'm told

:f :f :}

So why are they on my Silver car as well?

 

[derek kelly]

And my white van?

 

[ianrobbo1]

possibly because you dont drive THEM fast enough to "blow the cobwebs" away either,!! :} :f