How do you............

[martin]

...................go flat out past the met police in the city of London and not get pulled????????????

Easy, get ya self a rigid inflatable boat, plenty of hp and get ya self east of Wandsworth bridge :bow:

Yes we've been down the smoke today. Launched at Putney, had lunch at Limehouse basin and ran down to the thames barrier. Top fun, 11 RIBS and a total blast. Even got it airbourne on the approach to Blackfriers bridge

I take it all back about what I have said about the smoke. Even found some friendly locals too.

And we saw a dickie bird (slow black un) with rentec rack and a poncy rossi leather jacket on the North circular on the way home. Anybody from here???

 

[D.S.]

you get loads of ponces north of the river but they'll never own up to it.
BTW, the other way to go flat out past the met police in the city of London and not get pulled, is whip ya plate off and let 'em try catch you in squad car.
A few Motard boyz I know do this on an annual basis for a giggle, film it and are yet to be caught :} .