Hope....at last

[Centaur]

The European Union lost Wales earlier this week and a lot of dedicated people including MI6 have been diligently searching for it. Thanks to the weather men I got a clue today. The forcast said rain was confined to the East so I went out today in my leathers and no waterproofs. Just outside Welshpool it hissed down..... so Wales has obviously moved to the other side of the country. How do I inform MI6? Not in the phone book. Perhaps I should inform the Welsh Assembly........... Second thoughts those bastids all want to be in Westminster really so they won't move it back. :h

 

[ianrobbo1]

Feel better for that m8??? :dunno: :}

 

[gypsy]

The European Union lost Wales earlier this week and a lot of dedicated people including MI6 have been diligently searching for it. Thanks to the weather men I got a clue today. The forcast said rain was confined to the East so I went out today in my leathers and no waterproofs. Just outside Welshpool it hissed down..... so Wales has obviously moved to the other side of the country. How do I inform MI6? Not in the phone book. Perhaps I should inform the Welsh Assembly........... Second thoughts those bastids all want to be in Westminster really so they won't move it back. :h

actually mi6 is in the phonebook !

 

[stan the man]

Feel better for that m8??? :dunno: :}

centaur,these northern numpties wouldn't understand....DOH,besides our loss is their gain,if that makes any sense :dunno:

 

[derek kelly]

centaur,these northern numpties wouldn't understand....DOH,besides our loss is their gain,if that makes any sense :dunno:

What's to understand ? you've lost wales, so what? you should be more careful. :} Don't worry though it'll turn up when you are not looking for it

 

[stan the man]

whats worrying me is where the fook am i living if wales has dissapeared :dunno: :h :}

 

[Nick Brett]

I think Wales is in Manchester. Kick off 3pm tomorrow.

 

[Wolfie]

whats worrying me is where the fook am i living if wales has dissapeared

in a time wrap???

a black hole???

Gods country :bow: :bow:


keep it too yerself mate dont let any of us english feckers in, we would only spoil it for you.

 

[derek kelly]

whats worrying me is where the fook am i living if wales has dissapeared :dunno: :h :}

Look out of your window, do you see any road signs, or any landmarks, that should give you some indication.

 

[stan the man]

nick.....i think we're in for a toughie tomorrow,england have a very strong side which i beleive will be to good for the welsh :dunno:

wolfie....WTF is a time wrap :neenaw: :} :}

derek....no signs,and the only landmark is the fookin road that passes my house.....must be living on a roundabout

 

[derek kelly]

derek....no signs,and the only landmark is the fookin road that passes my house.....must be living on a roundabout [/QUOTE]


Ok so the road is still there, thats a good sign, have you tried following it to see where it leads,

as for the footy I don't think it will be the walkover that everyone expects it to be, there are some good players in the Welsh squad and they will be playing with something that some of the English players have forgotten about PRIDE.

 

[Nick Brett]

Derek
Im not so sure about Wales having good players in their squad. Ryan Giggs and Craig Bellemy are their only players of note. But like you, I dont see it being so easy for England. If our overpaid primma donna's think they have it in the bag, they may get a nasty shock.

 

[XXLarge]

Centaur, Wales isn't the only part of the UK that's blessed with shite weather forcasts.
As for losing your country just take the bike out, crack open the throttle, wait two weeks and if you get a NIP - voila, you're in Wales.

 

[Punchy]

They've lost Wales..

BLOODY MARVELOUS :yo:

Maybe now I can settle down to a bit of peace and quiet without hordes of the great unwashed trailing past my front door. Just think no more 4x4's dragging ancient grockleboxes wandering aimlessly down the A55....

Roy
Ynys Mon

 

[HeavensFire]

WALES!

:lick: Great place,...............
Where men are men and sheep are worried!

 

[stan the man]

:lick: Great place,...............
Where men are men and sheep are worried!

we f$$k 'em.........then you eat them :blush: :}

 

[HeavensFire]

we f$$k 'em.........then you eat them :blush: :}

Was told you take 'em to the edge of a cliff, 'cos they push back harder!?

 

[Punchy]

Was told you take 'em to the edge of a cliff, 'cos they push back harder!?

You know a lot about the subject HF...
is that cos yew lives in Norfuck...

 

[derek kelly]

Don't they scratch your shins when you put their back legs in your wellies?

 

[HeavensFire]

You know a lot about the subject HF...
is that cos yew lives in Norfuck...

:blush: Ewe've caught me owt! Spent tooo much thyme runnin' urp an' down them hills in Welshland, chase'in a date!
No hills 'ear in Norfuck! :beer: