Oh thats so wrong mate, he didn't want anyone to knowDezza has a sprained ankle.
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Bear in mind he won’t read them for some time as he is currently looking for someone new to have an argument with...Dezza has a sprained ankle.
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Oh great, now the World & his wife know, I was trying to keep it quietDezza has a sprained ankle.
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Don’t have to look far, just come on here to find willing victimsBear in mind he won’t read them for some time as he is currently looking for someone new to have an argument with...
Man flu is the worstMan with sore ankle sounds nearly as serious as man flu
Who’s going to Hospital?Oh lord. Now we will have fully documented hospital visits again.
OMG, can you imagine!As long as he doesn't sprain his wallet he'll recover.
Manthrax is far worse but not nearly as bad as bird flu.Man with sore ankle sounds nearly as serious as man flu
It needs to be opened for that to happenAs long as he doesn't sprain his wallet he'll recover.
No danger there then.It needs to be opened for that to happen
Oh I have a sore knee as well........Man flu is the worst
severely sprained ankle (like what I’ve got) is second worst.
Toothache next, followed by hurty knee.
He's never seen it, short arms deep pockets.As long as he doesn't sprain his wallet he'll recover.
Itchy nutsHe's never seen it, short arms deep pockets.