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juicylucy

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xmas eve, dads been down for only one night got the valium out already. wasnt goin on site tonight but apart from committing murder didnt know what to do. victor meldrew times 20. quotes.... them two dogs want putting down, theres nowt on telly tonight can you go to spar to hire a video(so we have to watch ned kelly), i dont want too much dinner tommorrow, i dont like turkey its too dry(so got joint of beef as well), cant sleep with your mam you know we have seperate beds cause shes always tossing and turnin. happy xmas bev:bang: :bang: baaa humbug. hes a miserable shit
 
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Scalesy

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Fives lines of bitching and moaning, cant think which side of the family that comes from?

:lol: :lol:
 
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HeavensFire

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JUICY.........

..............sounds like you need Santa to bring you a Walkman, to drown out the moanin' and a bottle of Jack Daniels to numb the pain!!
Would wish you a Merry Christmas.............. but you'd probably tell me where to go! :eek:
 
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BlackBirdBaz

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HeavensFire said:
..............sounds like you need Santa to bring you a Walkman
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A Walkman ? blimey, you must be in a time warp, we got mp3 players where we are !!

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HeavensFire

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BlackBirdBaz said:
A Walkman ? blimey, you must be in a time warp, we got mp3 players where we are !!

:yo:
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............not wrong, I still listen to vinyl! :rolleyes:
 
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BlackBirdBaz

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No Help needed here

...... Because the wife is at work 100 miles away (Bullingdon, Derek!) Son went on the piss last night and didnt come home, Daughter fast asleep till mid day, so just me and my coffee and biscuits until I go to work at 1.30.

Happy Christmas

:beer:
 
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juicylucy

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well still got a bit of sanity left. tried the walkman but he still kept rattling on so gave up. trying to type now and hes still goin on about his piles and pushing them back. played articculate last night cause he wasnt winning quote.. im not playing anymore. hometime for him tommorrow. flags will be flying at full mast. the worst part is we watched every episode of mine all mine but missed the last one cause of his rattling. never mind.:B
 
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