Hello Wankers!!

[Wolfie]

:}

just to let you know if you stand up to yer boss and shout and swear like feck , threaten to walk etc, you may be lucky and get a pay rise like me.

Got feckin giant rats in the shed, which have eaten 1.5kg of bait

Blackbird in in second place, (have not started it, touched it for over 2 weeks) the cx500 is much more fun with the traffic and lanes.

I am still the best looking on this site.

abba are still a load of feckin shite

god bless, stay safe.

 

[ianrobbo1]

And a happy christmas to you too Wilf,!! :bow:

 

[Wolfie]

you should really say happy pagan piss up or happy christs mass because that is how christmass started, the christains were allowed to have a mass on the same day ,(so the little whingers did not feel left out)

but cheers for the brief thought. :bow:

 

[Fat Bert]

Oi Wilf

Pi$$ off you pooftah tree hugger

 

[reefer]

just to let you know if you stand up to yer boss and shout and swear like feck , threaten to walk etc, you may be lucky and get a pay rise like me.

you mean like i did but would turn up an hour late every day (and still do :blush: )
15% :bow: and still swear and argue with him...except i always win now :bow:

P45 anyone :dunno:

 

[D.S.]

:}

just to let you know if you stand up to yer boss and shout and swear like feck , threaten to walk etc, you may be lucky and get a pay rise like me.

Got feckin giant rats in the shed, which have eaten 1.5kg of bait

Blackbird in in second place, (have not started it, touched it for over 2 weeks) the cx500 is much more fun with the traffic and lanes.

I am still the best looking on this site.

abba are still a load of feckin shite

god bless, stay safe.

fookin hippy tosser.................................what are you on ? :}

You always brighten my day Trotsky w;;v

 

[Wolfie]

15% sounds about right reefer

bert feck off sad sack :neenaw: :neenaw:

Joe, i am a happy chappy, who has rediscovered the joys of motorcycling aboard a ?65 bike, i have no worries about dropping the bugger or scrapeing it or hearing funny noises etc it gets ridden and then just left , it is my bitch i ride it when i want and dump it until i need it again. :bow:

no joke about the rats, 1.5kg of nasty green pellets all gone and not a single dead rat yet, me and the dog went in there to "get" them saw the size of the bastard looking at us and I feckin legged it!!!

The rat was 3/4 of the size of my dog Left the dog to it but rat got away , so bait was bought and i am since waiting for the fecker to stop eating it!!.

Am def the best looking still, cause all the others are old and wrinkled, and the new boys are all gay, so they dont count.

abba is swedish for shit end of story.

 

[bub1664]

av you got a shed or a barn wolfie or a chewawa coz i had a rat in me shed and it wasnt too hard to find, ive now got his head on my shed wall

 

[Wolfie]

My "shed" is 12ft x 8ft with wooden floor which the feckers are under somehwere. Have just enough space to get the bird in and work around tightly the rest is in use, I can not even find the fecking hole the bastards are using to get into either.


Do you think it would help if i opened my eyes????

 

[bub1664]

My "shed" is 12ft x 8ft with wooden floor which the feckers are under somehwere. Have just enough space to get the bird in and work around tightly the rest is in use, I can not even find the fecking hole the bastards are using to get into either.


Do you think it would help if i opened my eyes????

it might help
8l1nd 8l1nd :shooter: :}

 

[Biff Baff Boff]

you should really say happy pagan piss up or happy christs mass because that is how christmass started, the christains were allowed to have a mass on the same day ,(so the little whingers did not feel left out)
:bow:

really? i know the bible actually says that Jesus was born in March but I was under the impression that the 25th December thing was due to the celebration of the end of the year. stolen by the catholics (and all subsequant christian faiths) in an effort to apease those reliigons that sucked the nipples of Mother Earth.

or are we saying the same thing?

happy beer swilling season anyway :beer:

 

[Wolfie]

Bub far too feckin scary!!!




as for the rest, the pagan and other peeps used the moon and did celebrate the twelve month as the end of the year, felt sorry for the god squad and let them join in the fun under a different name of course.

 

[bub1664]

try one of these

 

[Wolfie]

where do i wear that????

 

[bub1664]

i used a hatchet, i thought i was in the last of the mohicans,peach of a shot

 

[reefer]

dont ferk about with em..just get one of these..couple or sarnies, flask of coffee, something to sit on and remove the bird :bow:

click here
wonder if asda are gonna be doing them soon :dunno:

 

[Wolfie]

judging by the amount of shit they have left, and the amount of bait they have eaten, there is quite a few more than one!!.

i thought i was in the last of the mohicans

feck it there was me thinking i was!!!!

 

[bub1664]

dont ferk about with em..just get one of these..couple or sarnies, flask of coffee, something to sit on and remove the bird :bow:

click here
wonder if asda are gonna be doing them soon :dunno:

they sell them at toys r us with either sticky darts or corks

 

[derek kelly]

Whenever we had rats invade the tack shed, I found a pick axe handle the best tool for the job, quick and clean, A rat will run away and will only attack as a way of escaping,

 

[controlshed]

The rat's perspective

Three rats are at a bar under Wolfie's shed, having drinks, talking about how tough they are. The first rat slams down his pint and says, 'Let me tell you how tough I am.'

I spotted a trap in that there shed and went for the cheese. When it snapped, I snatched the bar and bench-pressed it 20 or so times and before it could close & I'm outa there!' and he tosses down a whisky chaser.

The second rat slams down his pint and says, 'you think that's tough? When I found a pile of rat poison, I crushed it and snorted it like it's cocaine.' With that he necks his whisky and slams his glass on the bar.

The first two are staring at the third rat, waiting to see what he has to say for himself.

He fires down his pint and chaser and heads for the door. His pals look at each other, then at him and say, 'Hey, where are YOU going?'

The third rat says, 'I haven't got time for this shit, I need to get home to screw the dog.'