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Nick Brett
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Ive seen that old trout. In Havana, Cuba. She sits there all day copping a Dollar a time off tourists who want to take a photo of her.
Lone Ranger
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your
first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on
his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in
two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As
before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the
horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more
attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are
indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What
is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone." The
Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks
him square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully, dickhead, for the
last time, I said...., Bring Posse!"
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your
first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on
his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in
two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As
before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the
horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more
attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are
indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What
is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone." The
Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks
him square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully, dickhead, for the
last time, I said...., Bring Posse!"
Codbasher
Registered User
Lone Ranger and Tonto out on the plain, LR says to Tonto, "have a listen what is about".
Tonto puts ear to the ground and listens carefully.
Stands up and say's "Buffalo come"
LR, say's "Wow you can hear the Buffalo just by putting an ear to the ground?"
Tonto say's "No, side of face all sticky!"
Tonto puts ear to the ground and listens carefully.
Stands up and say's "Buffalo come"
LR, say's "Wow you can hear the Buffalo just by putting an ear to the ground?"
Tonto say's "No, side of face all sticky!"
Z
ZZR Boy
Guest
News Flash News Flash
And just in from our news desk in the USA is the tragic news that the Lone Ranger has killed Tonto
Yep, he's finally found out what "Keemo-sabbi" means .......
And just in from our news desk in the USA is the tragic news that the Lone Ranger has killed Tonto
Yep, he's finally found out what "Keemo-sabbi" means .......