Is it automatic?You can borrow my air rifle if you like....
We had a sign like that in Barry but the little fuckers ripped it down.Around her we get free signs to tape to the door telling the little twats to bog off & amazingly it works
Where I used to live I nailed a hose pipe to the back gate which was about 4 foot from the door, any knocks & I would turn the tap on, word got round & I wasn't bothered for the remaining 7 or 8 years I lived there
Hope it’s diesel.All these people dressing up gives us real witches bad press That reminds me I had better give my broomstick a quick service before I go out tonight
Automatically guaranteed to chase them off. You can even fire it at them if you like.Is it automatic?