You'll like this Halloweffiwe’en

[Pow-Lo]

Now that the authorities have confiscated my land mines and razor wire, does anyone have any suggestions on how to deter the little twats that will be hammering on our doors later from trick or treating?

 

[derek kelly]

We have a civilised system in our area, if a house is not decorated then they don’t get a knock on the door, trouble is we are in Blackpool at the moment & it’s all hotels.

 

[Pow-Lo]

Now there’s an idea: spend the night in a hotel!

 

[jeffa]

Wear a Gary Glitter or Jimmy Saville disguise, that should keep them away

 

[Minkey]

Any other time they would arrest them for demanding money etc with menace

 

[Cougar377]

You can borrow my air rifle if you like....

 

[slim63]

Around her we get free signs to tape to the door telling the little twats to bog off & amazingly it works

Where I used to live I nailed a hose pipe to the back gate which was about 4 foot from the door, any knocks & I would turn the tap on, word got round & I wasn't bothered for the remaining 7 or 8 years I lived there

 

[DLN1965]

The answer is

 

[Oldandbald]

I don't feed the rotweiller and leave it in the front garden.

 

[Minkey]

All these people dressing up gives us real witches bad press That reminds me I had better give my broomstick a quick service before I go out tonight

 

[Pow-Lo]

You can borrow my air rifle if you like....

Is it automatic?

 

[Pow-Lo]

Around her we get free signs to tape to the door telling the little twats to bog off & amazingly it works

Where I used to live I nailed a hose pipe to the back gate which was about 4 foot from the door, any knocks & I would turn the tap on, word got round & I wasn't bothered for the remaining 7 or 8 years I lived there

We had a sign like that in Barry but the little fuckers ripped it down.

 

[derek kelly]

All these people dressing up gives us real witches bad press That reminds me I had better give my broomstick a quick service before I go out tonight

Hope it’s diesel.

 

[Cougar377]

Is it automatic?

Automatically guaranteed to chase them off. You can even fire it at them if you like.

 

[johnboy]

So how many did you get?

 

[Cougar377]

Didn't hear or see any round our way. The rain helped....

 

[Pow-Lo]

Our door didn’t knock once last night. Most of the kids round here know that I’m a grumpy old bastard anyway, so maybe I was worried about nothing. As Dezza said, there were a few houses around here with the Halloween deccies out, which usually means it’s ok to knock. We didn’t have any so got left alone.

 

[Jaws]

Woman bought some new decorations, a tub full of fresh fruit and a small tub of sweeties..
Day after the shopping trip we found that we would have to be away on the night..

Yes, we do usually get involved and love all the ankle bighters coming round with their often embarrassed mums or dads

 

[derek kelly]

I know someone (no it wasn’t me) who made some toffee apples, except they used onions instead of apples