You'll like this Guess who has won the lottery !

[Jaws]

Just got a mail confirming I scooped the national lottery last night..
Not a scam, I really have done it and top prize too

Ok, so it is a little one run by a metal detectorist group using the drawn numbers, but it got me the top prize of a book about the history of Glastonbury Abbey.. chuffed to say the least !

 

[Centaur]

You lied then. It was not the national lottery! Pity you hadn't used the numbers on the real thing. 45 million to one against winning that. Anyone still do it?

 

[andyBeaker]

You lied then. It was not the national lottery! Pity you hadn't used the numbers on the real thing. 45 million to one against winning that. Anyone still do it?

Yup, dd set up, looks after itself. I had a decent size win years ago, would seem ungrateful if I stopped.

 

[Jaws]

You lied then. It was not the national lottery! Pity you hadn't used the numbers on the real thing. 45 million to one against winning that. Anyone still do it?

Nope .. if I won a lot of money I would have no idea what to do with it without ending up in trouble
But I know JUST what to do with the book!!

 

[sr71caspar]

But I know JUST what to do with the book!!

Use it as a levelling chock for the motor home?

 

[Pow-Lo]

You lied then. It was not the national lottery! Pity you hadn't used the numbers on the real thing. 45 million to one against winning that. Anyone still do it?

Not a chance, it's a tax on idiots.

I play the premium bonds instead.

 

[andyBeaker]

Not a chance, it's a tax on idiots.

I play the premium bonds instead.

I am thinking about starting a pyramid scheme, looks like there might be at least one taker on here......

 

[Cougar377]

I am thinking about starting a pyramid scheme, looks like there might be at least one taker on here......

"Walk like an Egyptian...".

 

[Oldandbald]

I am thinking about starting a pyramid scheme, looks like there might be at least one taker on here......

Count me in! Or we could buy some rusty old BMW's, keep them for 10 years and make three fifths of fuck all.

 

[Jaws]

I am thinking about starting a pyramid scheme, looks like there might be at least one taker on here......

Ok.. question ( was in a quiz the other day )
What was the name of the man wo first came up with a pyramid scheme

And you WILL have heard of him

 

[derek kelly]

Ok.. question ( was in a quiz the other day )
What was the name of the man wo first came up with a pyramid scheme

And you WILL have heard of him

Some ponce. Although actually it was a female who first thought about it.

 

[andyBeaker]

Ok.. question ( was in a quiz the other day )
What was the name of the man wo first came up with a pyramid scheme

And you WILL have heard of him

Ramises the Second?

 

[Cougar377]

Ok.. question ( was in a quiz the other day )
What was the name of the man wo first came up with a pyramid scheme

And you WILL have heard of him

Imohtep.

 

[Jaws]

Charles Ponzi.. hence Ponzi scam